By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

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Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."

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bizarre_ftw 21

S&M fetish? I suggest looking into it if screws in your mouth got you hard :)

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MissMae93 23

No really, you need to stop commenting now or just never visit FML again. Either option works for me.

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heartsxoxo 1

I'm sorry but I completely agree... you are just THAT annoy person that has the stupidest shit to say in reply to everything said by others.

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murdersquirrel 15

Also, your profile makes me feel a little stabby. Just me?

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spitfire773 1

Aww dude was her boob touching your head? That used to happen to me.. But you know, I can keep it under control.

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grannygruber 6

Sounds like you have the whole pain/pleasure thing going, lucky you!

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gabrielbaby 9

Actually I think it would be pretty funny if someone said it that educated. Personally popped a boner sounds painful.

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mcintosh123 15

I hate random boners. One time I was in a middle of a wrestling match when mine tried to peek out

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every1luvsboners 11

That's called a homoerotic fantasy not an awkward boner.

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cassieRENEE 0

Haha easy!!! Win the match with "Who has the bigger dick!!" WOOHOO!!! ;) I love wrestling x3

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bizarre_ftw 21

^Are you right in the head?

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mrpipp 0

Take it from me, it happens to the best of us.

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