By Anonymous - 21/11/2011 22:39 - United States

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Today, I popped a boner while my braces were being tightened. FML
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redbluegreen 40

Perhaps you would have preferred something like this?: "Today, my substantially average sized penis filled with blood and I found myself with an erection as my licensed orthodontist cordially tightened the metal wires that had been previously laid upon my semi-crooked teeth. I did not know what to do. Fornicate with my unfortunate existence."

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AthleticSwaqq 8

He got his braces tightened, while at the same time got a boner. Is that confusing also?

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ikickgingers 15

What's on second.

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RedPillSucks 31

every1luvsboners is at home base

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x_xSublime 0

Who's on first, and I don't know is on third.

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thescyphozoa 6

You may have discovered a fetish of yours, which is a good thing.

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kristinmarie178 2

Okay I'm just gonna pull on this real quick, and then it might feel s bit tight, and.... Oh uh, wow

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caranina 15

i love my orthodontist , hes so short and stubby ! i love fat people , like omg .

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youcrazybasturd 0

Can you say fetish?

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