Not cool!

urrmmm why exactly would you call your dad for after you wrecked a car? are you 6 years old?

I read this at first and thought it said pooped..

Am I the only one worried about OP's dad's possible mental state if he's asking OP to call their dead mother? OP's father's response seems pretty strange to me, like he forgot that OP's mother, who was probably also his wife, had died seven years ago. Maybe this is why it's an FML because OP realized that their father might have something mentally wrong with him. Of course, OP's dad could just be a major jerk who doesn't care about OP's problems and is reminding OP their mom is dead as some sort of sick joke, I don't know.

Either your dad is a hysterical person or you simply don't know the difference between adjectives and adverbs.