By lonely - 21/03/2011 19:15 - United States

Today, I posted an event to have a get together with friends. Most of them put "not attending". I hadn't even set the date. FML
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KingDingALing 9

Tell them that there's going to be beer and strippers.

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jess6blondie9 2

Aww. I'm sorry. : People are so mean sometimes.

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soothesayer17 0

when you assume it makes an ass out of u and me

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darkgodxvx 4

Here's a hint, get some social skills. I was once like you, a friendless loser. Then I manned up and realized I'm an alpha male and that I can sleep with any girl I choose and tell lesser men what to do. Now I get invited to 4-5 parties a night and girls beg me to hang out with them and their friends in the hope I'll sleep with them, and not one of their friends, even though I all ready have. ***** so cash. tl;dr : Grow a pair and assert your place as a man and stop embarrassing my gender. self doubt is for women.

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Cshoc16 0

congratulations 142, you went from a socially awkward freak to what sounds like a cocky douche that's completely full of himself, just sayin. And btw, you say you can sleep with any girl you choose, I know one you can't sleep with, my gf

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TheDrifter 23

What he forgot to mention was the cash changing hands in exchange for all that sex, also that all the women he chooses are shanks. Probably should have mentioned those rape charges too, but I'm not one to judge others by their actions.

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rallets 22

who says he hasnt already? o_O

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darkgodxvx 4

but that's what it takes to get by in the world mate. The saying "nice guys finish last" is very true. Any girl who says otherwise is lying. Sometimes it's better to hear it straight up. Why bother sitting around and feeling sorry for yourself? It gets you nowhere. Man up and become the person you want to be. No one ever died from a little rejection. Pick up and move on to the next one. True I may sound a little full of myself but it's hard to help when people would give all most anything for you just to show up at their parties, nevermind what they give to be in my entourage for a night. When they say "Party like a Rockstar"; they mean me because "Rockstar" is my nick. (and that's not a hyperbole, that actually is true say...)

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darkgodxvx 4

wassa matter broski? That the only way you could ever imagine a female letting you see her naked ? Oh and you got one thing right, the sad truth is all women are materialistic ******. That's something you learn after your first girlfriend.

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darkgodxvx 4

That last comment was aimed at the brosef named "theDrifter". And maybe your right bro, but the music industry is gonna have to take a serious dive off a cliff for that to come to pass bromo.

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rallets 22

umm.. i actually own an 06 lancer that i check myself and fix up :D nice try tho.. so whats your problem with me anyways? you seem obsessed with me bro .. not that i dont mind ;) and theres only one 'T' in Rallets, thanx

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illmatic2 16

This guy is either a troll or he needs to be kicked in the face. Hard. I'd be happy to do the honors.

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Basket_Case_ 0

some friends......

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joooeee 3

He didn't want to assume it was a typo.

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CateXOX 0

I think Charlie Sheen has become the latest synonym for 'overrated' Ever heard of co za asy? Some things aren't funny anymore after they're used 1000+ times.

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GotYourDoom 0

or OP can go sit in a corner and ********** while using his tears as lube

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