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By Anonymous - 28/09/2013 16:25 - Serbia - Beograd

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She said yes, but the ring turned out to be quite tight on her finger. She then chewed me out, saying that I can't do anything right, then changed her answer to no. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2014 18:50 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend of 5 years. She bitched me out for not getting the ring she had been "hinting" me to get, and angrily left. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/09/2014 21:27 - United States

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend, only for her to slap me, throwing the "fake ring" away and storming off, convinced it was a cruel joke. FML

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By Chewy - 05/01/2010 10:45 - United Kingdom

Today, after my girlfriend telling me for years that she would marry me in a heartbeat, I finally proposed. She said no. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/05/2024 05:00

Today, my proposal was slightly ruined when the ring I got her, which I could have sworn was the same size as other rings she owns, was a whole 3 sizes too big. She agreed to marry me but is now sulking because she thinks I think she’s fat and needs a big ring for her fat fingers. Give me a break. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/09/2018 15:00

Today, my girlfriend turned down my marriage proposal because the ring I gave her was bigger than the one her sister got at her proposal. Apparently she wouldn't be able to brag to her sister without "looking like a bitch for having a bigger ring". FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2019 14:52 - United States - Hartford

Today, my girlfriend started bitching me out about how public proposals are unfair and how they pressure a girl to say yes. All I did was get on my knee to tie a loose shoelace. FML

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By fuckface? I wish - 30/11/2013 20:29 - Australia - Diamond Beach

Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She asked if the ring was a temporary thing until I got a better one, saw my dumbfounded face, then played it off as a joke and said yes. I later found out she'd posted on Facebook bitching about the ring, but with the privacy setting set to hide it from me. FML

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By sothatsano - 16/12/2015 08:56 - United States - Spokane

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. At the right moment, I got down on one knee. As I was reaching into my pocket to get the ring, she got so freaked out she kicked me in the face. I chipped a tooth and the ring flew off, and now I can't find it. FML

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By single - 27/03/2020 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend of 3 years. I checked the box with the ring to make sure it was still there, and saw a piece of paper in it. It said, "No." FML

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samabomination 19

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:38

Maybe it's better that she changed her answer to no. Imagine what it would be like if you found out she was like that after being married to her.

Sea_shelle 12

Sunday 29 September 2013 2:36

She sounds like a charmer

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chucksfriday 21

Monday 18 August 2014 5:36

Sounds like you dodged a bullet with that one

justinemalang1 14

Friday 24 October 2014 6:43

Perhaps you should change your proposal. First of all, I'm happy that she said no because trust me you'll be happier without someone like her.

cheesy_wotsit 20

Saturday 29 November 2014 0:23

You really wanna be married to that? Close call!!

DookieSithLord 5

Thursday 18 December 2014 6:59

Run away. She sounds like a real bitch.

Europa75 2

Saturday 21 March 2015 0:34

Be glad she changed her mind, she would be an awful person to be married to. You would be bitched out on a daily basis.

fantasyworld 37

Monday 17 August 2015 3:25

You dodged a bullet.

Astrobomb 21

Sunday 22 November 2015 20:42

wow. she's a giant bitch

brjare 10

Thursday 4 August 2016 1:47

if that's how she's gonna react, let it stay no... trust me

sarahcroy20 12

Tuesday 1 December 2020 2:01

I think you dodged a bullet. She sounds awful.

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