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By clitorasaurus - 21/08/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
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rawrimaunicorn 0

...how the hell did you manage that?

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knight0748 5

is your ass that large that you're having trouble wiping?

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FarSide 22

I think you are doing it wrong, shit hands. What do you strain when you change a tampon??

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chickengnaw 0

Better than pulling a muscle while wiping someone else's butt!

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skyttlz 32

I've posted a similar but mine got rejected. how did this pass?

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mandy248 0

wow u epicly fail!!!!

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FyourLIFEdotCOM8 0

hahaha that's pretty pathetic! maybe you need to work out more, and stretch

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_DANTE_ 0

LOL at the people assuming OP is fat. It's easy to pull a muscle randomly, even if you're in good shape...muscles can get tight or stiff while you're sleeping and its totally possible to pull one doing simple things. But either way, FYL OP... That is an embarrassing injury, regardless of why it happened.

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