Health: Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

By clitorasaurus - 21/08/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

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Today, I realized how weak I truly am when I tore a muscle in my hand trying to discreetly fix a wedgie. FML

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By ThisGuy97 - 12/08/2011 20:46 - United States

Today, I pulled a muscle. Not in any kind of sport or exercise, but while reaching for my computer mouse. FML

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By j4y - 29/01/2009 00:30 - Canada

Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML

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Today, I pulled a muscle in my face. Chewing gum. For the second time. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 08:40 - United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/06/2024 05:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I have such poor joints that I dislocated my hip trying to twist to wipe my own ass. FML

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Pain in the ass

By Anonymous - 17/06/2021 22:01 - United States - Greenville

Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML

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rawrimaunicorn 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 16:28

...how the hell did you manage that?

knight0748 5

Saturday 21 August 2010 16:26

is your ass that large that you're having trouble wiping?

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hayleybayy 0

Wednesday 25 August 2010 8:36

yes it is possible you can pull a muscle doing almost anything this is hilarious

violetsweety 26

Thursday 26 August 2010 2:02

lmao random fml

womenizer 0

Tuesday 31 August 2010 2:00

haha loser

1smartgirl30 1

Tuesday 31 August 2010 4:00

idiot

LuvOldYeller 0

Saturday 11 September 2010 20:27

LMAO! THAT IS THE MOST RIDICULOUS THING I'VE EVER HEARD! LOL!

BasicXinstinct 0

Tuesday 14 September 2010 19:41

i dont think i actually have anything to say to this......

sukhdeep 4

Friday 5 November 2010 1:58

I've done that before! lol. seriously! I have!!!

Nadinek98 0

Saturday 6 November 2010 21:38

wow u jacked Ur ass

Norther 1

Tuesday 29 March 2011 15:22

hhahahhahahaaaghaaaaagagagagghhahaahahahahaahahahhahahahahaahahhaha!!!!! :-D

krissi3 0

Tuesday 5 July 2011 3:29

as opposed to spraining it wiping someone else's ass?

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