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By clitorasaurus - 21/08/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2021 22:01 - United States - Greenville

Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML

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rawrimaunicorn 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 16:28

...how the hell did you manage that?

knight0748 5

Saturday 21 August 2010 16:26

is your ass that large that you're having trouble wiping?

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bonezowns 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 17:57

roflmao

six6six6six6 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 18:20

At least it wasn't someone else's butt.

its_steph 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 18:25

Haha, sucks for you OP.

Im_Nuckin_Futz 1

Saturday 21 August 2010 18:30

YDI FOR USING TOILET PAPER!

imanoobx 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 18:59

Dang. o_O how is that even possible?

aback 4

Saturday 21 August 2010 19:02

I have a bad feeling that you're going to inspire a whole new renaissance of "you momma so fat" jokes.

sleepyhungry93 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 19:11

OP you're trying too hard.

jovani 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 19:11

hahahahahaha fatty

Patiance 2

Saturday 21 August 2010 19:17

hahhahahaha, classic!

reesey0809 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 19:19

time to loose weight tubby....or buy better toilet tissue

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