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By clitorasaurus - 21/08/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

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Today, I have such poor joints that I dislocated my hip trying to twist to wipe my own ass. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2021 22:01 - United States - Greenville

Today, I awoke to an excruciating pain in my back from sleeping in the same position all night. I can't wipe my own ass. I've already gone to shit twice. FML

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rawrimaunicorn 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 16:28

...how the hell did you manage that?

knight0748 5

Saturday 21 August 2010 16:26

is your ass that large that you're having trouble wiping?

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cutestrike 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 19:21

possible if your really into wiping your ass.

bayonet 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 19:32

op..FAIL

Griggy 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 19:41

Time to get a bidet.

j5p332 6

Saturday 21 August 2010 20:23

at least it wasn't someone else's part you wiped

MrDrMe 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 20:31

OP, you have to say ASS. Jeez!

pencilsupmynose 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 20:41

WTF????

lovablekennyXD 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 20:42

#73 your picture scares me lol

sweetv 0

Saturday 21 August 2010 21:14

that's called an "aggressive poop"

ShelbyJr 2

Saturday 21 August 2010 22:35

Today, I realized that there are too many idiots on FMyLife.com who think something like this is something someone deserves. Idiots. FML

RedPillSucks 31

Saturday 21 August 2010 22:50

OP, did you shove your hand so far up your butt that you were really brushing your teeth?

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