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By clitorasaurus - 21/08/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML
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rawrimaunicorn 0

...how the hell did you manage that?

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knight0748 5

is your ass that large that you're having trouble wiping?

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drunkssssssssss 0

well if the op is female there ya go we all know the myth that girls don't poop. so basically poop more to work those muscles

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epistaxisdigitor_fml 0

I can't believe I am about to type this, but you need to buy a "Shake Weight"!!!

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FishNamedTurtle 0

Hey at least you didn't do it on an airplane mid flight and it was your back! Had to be one of my more promising moments.

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X3michaelX 0

Well that was a shitty situation now wasn't it.

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JenandNA 0

hahahahaha tht is hilarious! I feel very bad for you

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brokengirl30 0

that's like uber fail in epic porportions

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ichigogichi 0

XD lolololololol do you need someone to help you in wiping your butt now?

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VenomByte 1

Be thankful you didn't get carpal tunnel too!!!

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