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By Anonymous - 30/11/2009 07:27 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML

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By Joey - 24/07/2012 05:04 - United States - Tampa

Today, on my way to work, I noticed a woman on the side of the road waving for help, her car appearing to be broken down. I pulled over, stepped out of my car, went over to her car, lifted the hood, and checked it. When I looked up to tell her what was wrong, she and my car were gone. FML

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Creeped out

By Godfree - 25/02/2009 06:19 - United States

Today, I was walking to a meeting and saw two girls trying to jump start a car in the rain. Thinking I'd be a gentleman and help them, I offered to assist. The girl whose car is broken down looks at me, looks at her friend, and says, "I think we'd better call the police." FML

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By syco - 28/12/2009 17:17 - United Kingdom

Today, the girl I like was panicking because her car broke down, so I offered her a lift to wherever she needed to be. I drove her to her boyfriend's house. She asked me to drive her home in the morning. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/03/2010 07:47 - United States

Today, I was driving back home after hanging out with some friends. I drove pass a woman standing next to a broken down car. I felt bad, so went back and offered her a ride home. Turns out it wasn't her car and she was a hooker. FML

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By edhalen - 23/04/2009 07:47 - United States

Today, I pulled over to help a girl with her car. I thought my limited mechanic skills would help look like a hero. She only needed her coolant cap unscrewed. With top down, shirt off, I was confident as I got out of my car. 10 minutes later I left because I couldn't unscrew the f***ing thing. FML

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By bitch - 04/08/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, my car broke down. I had a two mile, up-hill walk ahead of me. About half way up the hill, a car beeped. Thinking they were poking fun at my misfortune, I began to curse and use obscene gestures, only to find out that it was my neighbor asking if I needed a ride. She drove off. FML

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You dipstick!

By mah - 16/01/2010 02:25 - United States

Today, while getting gas, a hottie pulled-up to the pump next to me. I finished filling my tank and started to drive away. As I was checking her out and paying no attention to my driving, I ended up taking the front bumper off her car with my truck. FML

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Thanks dude!

By Megan - 11/07/2023 12:00

Today, my car broke down at a red light. A man pulled up next to me and yelled at me to get out of the fast lane. I thought he was gonna offer help, as I was a young woman on her own, but he just yelled at me and sped off. FML

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Book him, Danno

By Joey - 11/07/2021 11:01 - United States

Today, I was driving to a gas station because I'd noticed I was almost on empty. Literally a block away from the gas station, my car broke down in the middle of an intersection, and I had to push my car to the side of the road, only to be questioned by police for "suspicious behavior." FML

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By fmlcops - 22/05/2009 04:17 - United States

Today, my car died on a major road, a cop pulled over to help, he offered to jump me, while doing so because my battery was so dead he told me to put the gas on the floor, I did and my car roared to life, he then pulled me over five feet from where my car died to give me a ticket for a loud exhaust. FML

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itsbecca 11

Monday 30 November 2009 16:22

LOL. fake engine noises? what a retard.

vetter_fml 0

Monday 30 November 2009 22:35

she may have had someone coming. You can't just trust every stranger's intentions. no need to hope the worst for 'er because she didn't want a stranger's services.

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masquerade08 0

Monday 30 November 2009 18:32

Accept help* There are too many stories*

GreenRupee 0

Monday 30 November 2009 18:35

Haha, you're scary.

TheGuyOverThere 0

Monday 30 November 2009 18:49

Maybe she thought you were asking the obvious, and decided to make her point through the medium of interpretive sarcasm?

JonoB 0

Monday 30 November 2009 19:09

Ok first off u people made me get an account so I can comment, I have been trying to advoid getting an account but thanks you... Secondly I would of done the same thing as OP except I wouldn't get out of my car and not have my rape face on... Contrary to 2npac's and most women's belief, I am one of the few gentleman that wants to help out any girl without the goal of sex, no matter if they are ugly or beautiful.... OP - YDI for not staying in your car like a normal person and asking her from there or asking her if he repair truck is on the way... Now I'm not tryin to be a troll, I'm just saying you never ever get out of the car unless she really needs your help and asks you for your help... And example would be if she was trying to flag you down, that's when you pull over and help... Common sense people...

dudeitsdanny 9

Tuesday 1 December 2009 4:05

Haha, it does. The more a guy emphasizes his kindness with words, the more of a douchebag he becomes. And this is coming from a guy.

blastvortex 3

Monday 30 November 2009 19:14

Haha. Well, she could already be waiting for a pickup, but then again, maybe she just didn't enjoy looking at your sorry mug. Or perhaps she was just answering your pathetic, rhetorical question with an equally pathetic attempt at sarcasm. Meh. Just drive on and hope that she doesn't get picked up for another two hours or something....

redshortsx 0

Monday 30 November 2009 19:14

she all you wanted was some head

slimjim8094 12

Monday 30 November 2009 19:24

Jesus. All the women here are making me sick. I try really really hard to not be sexist, but women like the one in the FML, and most of the female commenters, make it hard. Look. This is the attitude that is wrecking our country. No, I'm not exaggerating, and no it's not exclusive to women. I'm talking about the whole "a tiny fraction of a percent is dangerous, so let's freak out" attitude. It comes in with "think of the children" (watch some guy try to get hired as a kindergarten teacher, or help a lost child on the subway), it comes in with terrorism (everybody take off your shoes), and it comes in with all these OMG I HAVE A .1% CHANCE OF BEING RAPED women. I'm sick of it. The world isn't safe. I'm not saying we need to take unnecessary risks, but at some point you're just being stupid. That point is before you teach your kid to kick any guy in the nuts, before we ban the smallest amount of liquid on a plane, and before some woman decides to pretend her car works (and everybody agrees). And I can't help but notice that this attitude is mainly a female thing. I'm just saying - but can anyone disagree?

taylorxjeanne 0

Monday 30 November 2009 19:42

I can. But I will not get into it via FML. Just know for girls it IS a lot more dangerous then you think.

Psychs7 11

Tuesday 1 December 2009 3:52

Look the official crime statistics and shut up all of you, men are more likely to be the victim crime from strangers. I.E people they have NEVER met before. Males between the ages of 18 - 25 are the most at risk from this, but the trend shows that throughout every age group more males are vicitmised. Women are also more likely to go crazy and attack a man than he is of doing the same. I'm not being sexist look it up.

ThUrSdAy13th 0

Wednesday 2 December 2009 0:24

here's the gist of it: when you are in an extremely vulnerable position you should be scared; and most people are. being in a broken down car alone on the highway leaves you at the mercy of whoever comes along, and if you have no way to defend yourself of course you are scared and going to be super super careful, much more than usual, unless you are an idiot. some guys get it, but a lot don't just because they just don't have to worry as much about rape if in that position. -the majority of guys are bigger than the majority of women -the majority of rapists are men -the majority of the population is hetero there's just a lot less for guys to worry about, how likely is it that at the moment you're stranded you'll meet a gay rapist who's stronger than you? its much more likely for a girl who's totally vulnerable to meet a hetero rapist who's bigger than her and when you're scared your survival instinct amps up

damnrosi 0

Monday 30 November 2009 19:29

Can't blame the girl, you may be a very nice, respectful, harmless person, but there are many people out there who are not. I would probably decline your help too just because you never know and its better to be safe then sorry (and by sorry I mean lying dead in a ditch somewhere after being raped repeatedly) also, it was in the middle of nowhere so that makes it all the more creepy because there is noone else around to help you if someone attacked you.