By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 07:58 - United States

Today, I punched my wife in the face, because she jumped out from behind the bedroom door in the dark. I'm afraid of the dark. I'm 21. FML
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genius_man16 0

WTF is wrong with YOU?! Is it young? Yes, but who the hell are you to pass judgments on people just because of their age? For all you know they have been dating since they were 11. Just because YOU aren't ready for marriage doesn't mean other people aren't. There is absolutely nothing wrong with being married at 21.

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protooler31 0

why is everyone so surprised/shocked at someone being married at 21? Maybe he knocked her up, and did the right thing as a man and married her. I mean, getting married at 21 is certainly not nearly as controversial as marrying off your 15-16-17 year old daughters as was done in centuries past...

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8IGHTY8 0

hahahahaha, Today, I punched my wife in the face!!! priceless line..

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Antivirus_fml 0

There is nothing wrong in being married at a young age, infact my own cousin is 19 & married & her wife is just 18 (i aint kidding). Anyway Fyourwife'slife OP!

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baby_1 0

there's nothing wrong with same sex marriage.

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letitbe56 0

Holy shit, you're 21 and married? Were you even able to drink at your own wedding? Dear lord...

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cassx 1

The legal drinking age in some other countries is lower than the US. Australia's legal age is 18. Can marry at 18, earlier if you have parental permission actually.

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a_cad_1 0

So now are you looking for another excuse to punch your wife?

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Kay_Ell_Dee 0

What's wrong with him being married??? And I hope your poor wife is okay OP. Poor thing.

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Vagrarian 2

Well, I could be funny and say YDI for being afraid of the dark...or YDI for being married. But seriously, you have issues with the dark and your wife pulled a stunt like that? She's an insensitive idiot. Hopefully she'll learn from this. But seriously, try to work on your issues with the dark.

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Vi0LENt_KiSS 0

Okay every1 Shut getting married at 21 isnt even that bad u swear. And if he got married at 21 thats his buisness NOT YOURS and you dont know if he knocked her up he might have OR he must really love her. I know people that have gotten married younger and he didnt knock her up and they r very f***ing happy together.

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ladidadi 0

Um 21 is NOT too young to be married...the legal age to get married in the United States without parental consent is 18. It's fine if you feel like you're too immature to get married at that age, but it's really not any of your business or your place to decide if this man is mature enough to be married. You don't even know him.

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awoodenhouse 0

i think you have wrapped up that argument quite perfectly. so how about everyone listen to #39 and get over the "ur 21?! thats 2 young!! suckaaa!!!!1" now, please.

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NobodyUKnow 0

Seriously? Afraid of the dark? 21 years old and afraid of the dark, all I can say is WOW.

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abouttofly 12

There's nothing wrong with being afraid of the dark, that's where the Vashta Nerada live.

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