By stillAvirgin:( - 20/06/2011 01:46 - United States

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Today, I purchased an app to track my period. When my mother asked me why I got it, I told her I was going to use it so I knew when to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie. She slapped me in the face and called me a dirty prostitute and a liar. FML
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YacL 15

What the hell? What have you done recently to put her under the impression that you're a prostitute? Other than this, because this doesn't seem like a good enough excuse.

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OHnathanIO 4

If you have kids and they turned out like little ***** that's your own damn fault.

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LowLives 9

I'm sorry but what?! you need an app to track when you're gonna get your period....either our youth now a days is getting more and more lazy and stupid useless/hopeless And too dependent on technology OR OP really is lying cause that response even sounds slutty as well need an app to track your period so you know when you can go on a date pfft

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Alii4 2

let's face it you don't want it for the movie thingy o.O and how did she knew u wanna use it for this 0.0

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lekiat 0

she has a point. sounds like you want to make sure you're getting laid on your dates

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erica4759 0

my mom thought I was pregnant when I got that app. so I feel ya

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redfaction 0

lol id would slapped her back and said "shit bitch...-bitch slap- then said I learned from the best" that's how you deal with that situation....

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rachiieee1 0

I think that your mom shouldn't have done that. But I think that the app is a stupid idea, you actually paid money for that?! Whatever happened to calendars? You don't need to actually write period on a calendar I used to put stars and I don't even need to remember when mine is due because it's stuck in my head. This app sounds like something a old woman would have... or a 12 year old. Think how embarrassing it would be if someone looked at your ipod and it said when your period was due. -_-

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usnwife 18

the only time I thought about getting it was when I was ttc, but it happened quick enough I didn't need it! I've always know the general day my period would be here, but it always varied a little. when it gets close, if I wanna go to a movie I slap a pad in just in case and keep ibuprofen with me. problem solved! (and I actually get horrible cramps, but I don't shut down my life because of them, and I don't need an app to do it for me!)

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xNephilim 18

Those apps do much more than just tracking your period. They calculate how long it will last and depending on which one you get, they may also give you a lot of helpful tips to be more comfortable. Also, most people don't have a calendar anymore, especially teenagers. Our calendars are in our phones or iPods.

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sleepereffect 0

shhh the bible belt

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cynthiaF 0

It's probably the way you answered...

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SteelCladAngel 0

I had heavy periods and cramps so bad I'd throw up and throw up so much I'd dehydrate myself and needed to go to the ER twice due to dehydration from bleeding and vomiting had tons of Drs appointments and well...I have no cysts or anything else wrong with me after having kids though...no cramps! *dance* lol

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