By stillAvirgin:( - 20/06/2011 01:46 - United States

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Today, I purchased an app to track my period. When my mother asked me why I got it, I told her I was going to use it so I knew when to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie. She slapped me in the face and called me a dirty prostitute and a liar. FML
I agree, your life sucks 50 890
You deserved it 9 125

Same thing different taste

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What the hell? What have you done recently to put her under the impression that you're a prostitute? Other than this, because this doesn't seem like a good enough excuse.

If you have kids and they turned out like little ***** that's your own damn fault.

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imaconeheadXD 3

that's just a really lame excuse, like really? and considering your username is even " stillAvirgin:( " , I kinda get the feeling you want it so you know when you could get laid, OP is a dumbass, YDI

shekerah 0

I hve two of those apps and they are very helpful they prevent me from embracing myself in pb..you hve to Amit ur response to ur mother was very sketchy now if u had told her u got it cuz u dnt know how to keep track of ur period on our own or u dnt wanna hve an accident in skool or some place more pb tht would hve been fine...think about it the out come would hve been totally different

I use a period tracker so I know when my period is coming. Your mom's reaction . . . so not called for.

YDI for letting your mom go through your phone

sound like my mother.Anyways, to all the people saying it's a bad excuse it's really not, who wants to sit through a movie worrying about bleeding through and possibly having cramps if your unlucky an have them.Makes it harder to enjoy yourself, and not just for sexual reasons.

funnyfuntime 0

It's funny cuz your username is stillAvirgin:( hhahahah

Well take your glove off, slap her back in the face and accept her challenge to a Duel!

I don't understand how she thinks you're a prostitute because you track your period...and what's so bad about going to the movies on your period? you just wear a tampon...

I have the same app lol. that wasn't right of your mother to hit you

laurenlatham 0

hooray! for liars and prostitutes!:DD