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By stillAvirgin:( - 20/06/2011 01:46 - United States

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Today, I purchased an app to track my period. When my mother asked me why I got it, I told her I was going to use it so I knew when to not go on a date because I don't want to be uncomfortable during a long movie. She slapped me in the face and called me a dirty prostitute and a liar. FML
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Same thing different taste

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What the hell? What have you done recently to put her under the impression that you're a prostitute? Other than this, because this doesn't seem like a good enough excuse.

If you have kids and they turned out like little ***** that's your own damn fault.

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I don't understand why your mother even needs to know that you downloaded that app onto your ipod/phone/insert electronic device here. So long as you are the one paying for it (and you really should be), she shouldn't really care. There are also tons of free versions of those, so you shouldn't have paid for it anyway. I had an app like that for a while, and it wasn't something I felt that I *had* to run and tell my mother about. "Hey Mom! I got this app where I can track the days on which I bleed from my ******" Yeah. Weird.

AshAtrocity 0

You should have given a different/better reason for getting that app. then you probably wouldn't have gotten slapped.

hethorr 0

I should slap her in the face, what's the app called??

santanaaa 0

is the app called period plus? cuz thats a good tracker for periods and i have it. imnup to the age where imnhaving my period hahaha and anyway, wtf! ur mums sooo meeeaaan

That's when you tell her you wanted to make her proud so you decided to follow in her foot steps and that's why you became a prostitute, (like mother like daughter!)

i agree with yo mama, you are a liar prostitute.

wow. your mom should know you are supposed to keep track of your periods! for convenience, but also for medical reasons if your doctor were to ask if you're having irregular periods, it's nice to know your own body.