By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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dynky 3

you couldn't just use your fingers? the string shouldn't really be necessary...

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Spongii101 12

Oh dear. Maybe buy a better brand next time?

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Fishfanatic 7

Seriously, it is NOT difficult to remove a tampon. Despite childish jokes, the ****** is not a vast bottomless pit that a tampon can get lost in, it will simply stop at the cervix ( it cannot go into the cervix or womb due to the tight ring of muscle holding the cervix shut ) . All the OP had to do was squat down and insert two fingers to catch the end of the tampon and pull it out gently. I won't say YDI because it was simply an accident and a crap tampon with a loose string, but seriously OP you should know the in's and out's of your own ****** by now, it's part of the basic biology of your own body.

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jtp420 0

thats ******* disgusting keep your dirty **** stuff to yourself ffs

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domxxily 0

you obviously don't know what a tampon is. fail for trying to diss!

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jadedmuffins 0

what?!? I thought they said it was impossible for the string to break?!?

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livelaughlove131_fml 0

ehhhh that blows

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The_ghetto_mango 25

Bro, that's a girl, not a dude. (I think) And getting out a tampon is NOT like having a baby. Those muscles in question are ONLY used clench or give birth. THOSE are programmed into you. NOT just using them like 5,000,000 times a day. Unless you're a ****.

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sizel1 0

you could have crapped it out ha ha

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Fishfanatic 7

184 is blatantly a sheltered ******* 12 year old who has never seen a ****** and plainly does not know how they work.

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glambert1998 0

nummy:((means nit yummy)

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DineshKarthikesu 0

That must have been... *puts glasses on*..... a bloody disaster.

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cunningchick 1

Nice:) very nice:),

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Inspired22 11

This happened to me, actually, on my very first period ever. But why did you go to the hospital? What a waste of money! Just go to your family physician! It doesn't take a specialist to pull out a damn tampon!

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