By lalalasmiles06 - 04/09/2010 03:47

Today, I put a tampon in. The string broke. I had to go to the hospital to get it out. FML
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dynky 3

you couldn't just use your fingers? the string shouldn't really be necessary...

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Spongii101 12

Oh dear. Maybe buy a better brand next time?

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Jorien 0

use OB! those have never failed me! and if anything like this happens again, wait until it has filled itself with blood, sit down on the toilet and push!

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Dr_Pepper_fml 3

Use OB? That's what I use, and if this chick is to scared of her own anatomy to pull a tampon out with her own fingers, she sure as heck isn't comfortable enough with her own body to insert a tampon without an applicator, which is what you do with OB.

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lil_miss_shorty 2

Which is exactly why you ALWAYS test the string first before putting it in...

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JustJess666 0

why couldn't you just pull it out with your fingers??

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birdpdx 0

WHAT?!!? Are you serious? I always push my tampons out. Every single time. I cut the string off every single tampon I ever use. This is the stupidest thing I've heard in my life. Being afraid to put your own fingers in your own ******- especially in a case like this- is just absurd and idiotic. If you're that terrified of your own vag, you shouldn't be sexually active and you should be wearing pads. Jesus.

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birdpdx 0

"Test the string" before you use it? Are you for real? It's not a parachute- you're not going to die if the string breaks, weirdo. "HOLD ON!! I HAVE TO TEST THE STRING BECAUSE WHAT IF I HAVE TO TOUCH MY OWN ******?!!!" This is actually funny.

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aback 4

Oh puh-leese. Squat and push, honey.

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Dr_Pepper_fml 3

You've got to be kidding me. The hospital? wtf? Are you that freaking scared of your own anatomy? Maybe you should just switch to pads, seeing as every time something happens to a tampon string, it's gonna cost you $500+ on a trip to the ER evidently.

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booroxx 0

YDI for using cheap ass dollar store tampons xD

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sarahpft 2

Wow. You definitely didn't have to go to the hospital, there are other ways to get a tampon out.

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