Love: Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter,...

By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML

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By wat_dafuq_bro - 06/05/2013 06:06

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend. Being the mature one, I went up to her and said, "Hey, how's it going?" She maced me and kept walking. FML

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By Ari - 16/06/2011 04:19 - United States

Today, a man came up to me and punched me in the face. He turned out to be the guy my ex-girlfriend cheated on me with. Apparently, she told him we broke up because I used to beat her. FML

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By thatCanadianGuy7 - 29/06/2009 19:55 - Canada

Today, I got beaten up by my ex-girlfriend's older brother who does mixed martial arts, because my ex saw me making out with another girl. We broke up over 6 months ago. FML

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Kinda sus, huh?

By Anonymous - 22/06/2024 13:00 - United States - Chicago

Today, my wife of 8 years bumped into my ex-girlfriend from 10 years ago. Despite having never met one another and no overlap in our dating, they both knew each other, but both acted like they didn’t. My ex proceeded to have an anxiety attack, and my wife played aggressive mind games with her. FML

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You deserved it 106

By OhDamn - 16/09/2009 06:34 - United Kingdom

Today, there was a knock at my door, and I was greeted by a punch to the face. The man was the extremely angry "fiancé" of the girl I've been married to for just over a year. FML

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You deserved it 3 006

By sad - 05/11/2012 07:02 - United States - Lynnwood

Today, I was eating a fancy dinner with my girlfriend at a restaurant. Suddenly, my ex-girlfriend, who was seemingly still angry after our breakup 2 years ago, saw me through the window. She walked in, took my spaghetti dinner, shoved it in my face, and stormed out. FML

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By hero to zero - 04/07/2011 16:09 - United States

Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML

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You deserved it 15 186

By Anonymous - 17/07/2011 08:43 - United States

Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML

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By Wolverine Morningstar - 02/01/2023 18:00

Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML

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You deserved it 139

By Lisa - 23/08/2019 22:00 - United States - Tupelo

Today, a woman came knocking on my door. Not to sell something or to chat, no. To punch me in the mouth. Apparently, I stole her husband and I'm a homewrecker. We don't have a clue who she is. My husband and I have been married for 5 years, and were high school sweethearts. FML

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You deserved it 242

Vekzzza 6

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:44

You deserved it for being a total wanker!!! Did you not see that she was with her husband?!

CrewBoy 10

Wednesday 24 October 2012 23:45

She deserves it for cheating on her husband!

Comments

zepher93 7

Thursday 25 October 2012 6:48

Hey baby, *5 years ago*. Time to move on. Ydi

nitemare0 17

Thursday 25 October 2012 7:20

Umm, why were you restrained until the police came? He hit you...

Sai_Run614 7

Thursday 25 October 2012 7:26

If she was on an 8 year anaversery and he dated her 5 years ago. That means while they were dating she was dating him. Thats ****** up.

doodlecloud 26

Thursday 25 October 2012 9:03

You are comment number 208. Do you really think none of the previous 207 comments had that same 'epiphany'?

kirdypie 14

Thursday 25 October 2012 7:56

Her 8 year anniversary with her husband that is your girlfriend from 5 years ago?!?! Well she is a cheating **** and you are a massive wanker and need to get over it.

gottageek 17

Thursday 25 October 2012 8:00

You're a douche, she's a cheating bitch. F her husbands life.

pammievb 2

Thursday 25 October 2012 8:17

I'm just confused. So she had an affair with you 5 years ago?

AidenSurvival 7

Thursday 25 October 2012 8:25

By far, you are the dumbest man on the planet! Do not mention your past endeavours with your ex if there is a man sitting near her. He could *possibly* be her new-found love.

Garulf 7

Thursday 25 October 2012 8:25

Well, she seems like a "nice" person, too bad you got punched thou

AidenSurvival 7

Thursday 25 October 2012 8:26

Re-read the FML. Consider me stupid. >.

AidenSurvival 7

Thursday 25 October 2012 8:33

Oops. Re-read the FML. Woman's a cheater and that man should not say things like that out in public. Unless the husband wanted to know/be reminded of his significant other breaking his trust years ago.