By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 559
You deserved it 52 900

Same thing different taste

Top comments

You deserved it for being a total wanker!!! Did you not see that she was with her husband?!

She deserves it for cheating on her husband!

Comments

She deserved it for cheating on her husband 3 years into their marriage. Nice job!

tdaffy279 1

I'm calling bullshit on this one

joedoyle22 1

U deserve it just for ur total asinine comment

Man its been over 5 years, stop being such a pussy

Wait so you were dating a married woman. That was married for 3 years.

robert76 5

While that was definitely a douche-y thing to say, don't be too hard on the OP. Re-read his post. He dated her 5 years ago, she's at an 8 year anniversary dinner. She was married when she dated him and he obviously didn't know. She's a far worse douche than he is.

OP really got the shirt end of the stick. Assaulted, restrained and possibly arrested. You did NOT deserve that, bro. Really shitty. However, your comment was unnecessary, but hey, it ousted a cheating ***** to her idiot husband. The unsung victim in this FML is the husband of 8 years who found out 63% of his marriage has been a lie.

Wait, maybe my math is off, but 8... 5... someone has some explaining to do.