By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML
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Vekzzza 6

You deserved it for being a total wanker!!! Did you not see that she was with her husband?!

CrewBoy 10

She deserves it for cheating on her husband!

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Psychology_13 8

you are a dumb butt **** for STILL being bitter, it was five years ago. get on with your life.

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Sir_Swaggington 6

OP is pathetic for being bitter after 5 years and he's an asshole for talking to his ex like that, especially when he saw she was with someone. If the ex was cheating, which she most likely was given the timeline, she's a bitch and deserved this public humiliation. However, I don't think it was OP's place to tell the husband about the affair, especially like that. This whole situation is jacked.

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Techtacular 0

Ouch. Tough RIDE. You deserved it for being a douche bag with that comment. But FYL because she was cheating with you.

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ittybitttyme 8

Well now we know why she was cheating. You're an ass

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snafu63 0

I love how everyone is saying he deserved it because she was sitting there with her husband. Yeah, her husband of 8 years, he had been saying her 5 years ago. Do the math people, sure he was being kind of a dick but she is still a cheating bitch.

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joea21 21

You're not a douche man. She's a **** for a having bf when she was already married for 3 years when you met you!

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killerwoman0330 2

Am I the only one who sees the time issue here? It means she was cheating on here husband with him 5yrs ago! But still man get over it

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S4ndsurph3r 4

You bloke. What did you expect would happen if acted so immature? Really dude really.

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Tinuviel97005 0

I think FML should have a third button: "I see no problem here." **** the husband's life.

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sugarlover1998 7

It's been 5 years, why are you still bitter? Move on, she obviously has. Although, how could she be your ex from 5 years ago, yet she's been married for 8?!

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FlonkertonChamp 6

she cheated on her husband. come on, deductive reasoning. if the 1998 in your username is your year of birth, you're old enough to be able to figure that out.

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