By Anonymous - 24/10/2012 18:26 - United States

Today, I ran into my ex-girlfriend from 5 years back. Still bitter, I said, "Hey baby, you remember riding me 5 years ago?" I was then punched in the face and restrained until the police arrived. She'd been having an 8 year anniversary dinner with her husband. FML
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Vekzzza 6

You deserved it for being a total wanker!!! Did you not see that she was with her husband?!

CrewBoy 10

She deserves it for cheating on her husband!

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DoxIxHAVExTo 10

They're both douches, though. She deserved it for cheating with her husband 5 years ago (8 year anniversary) and he deserved it for saying a douche-y thing like that... Karma's flying around everywhere, it feels like...

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Zoomali 1

Well I think you're absolutely hilarious. And the bitch deserved it for cheating on her husband of three years at the time.

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badbitchesonly 2

You were the sideline guy AND you got punched in the face? Damn.

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Octwo 16

You may have deserved the punch in the face but having broken no laws, at least where I live, you could easily press charges for false arrest/imprisonment.

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SoultheWolf 19

I bet you anything there was much more to this story then the OP lets on. Most likely a fight broke out between him and whoever punched him. In that case, yes the police can be called.

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coolchickluciana 2

She cheated on her husband with youuuuu!!

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katie887 2

Next time u meet an ex, start with hello, and never bring up what u did unless u r alone! YDI, you should know when to say why. Rest is her life@8 year Ann dinner

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kcor1176 0

Lol you're lucky to be able to talk about it punk busta

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manasstalker 7

I don't understand how some people are saying he deserved it. She was a cheating ***** who got busted.

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picturescrazy 24

OP deserved that punch. How immature to make a comment like that, especially when your ex (OF 5 YEARS! Get over her, bro) is with another man. ANY good boyfriend or husband would punch a douche for making a comment about ******* his girlfriend/wife. I realize she probably cheated on her husband, but if they are still together for 8 years, I would assume they worked out their differences and gotten over it. Even if the husband didn't know, let him and his wife handle that. It's their business. None of us know the full story. I'm assuming something else had to have happened for police to get called. It's hard to make judgement based on such a tiny piece of the story.

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