By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 94 277
You deserved it 19 932

Same thing different taste

Top comments

why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

Comments

imgangstayo420 0

It's probably a single bathroom with no stalls... But in that situation I would have used a sock. I can stand walking around without a sock all day...but using a dollar bill just seems like it wouldnt clean up properly. YDI for not thinking of a better wiping method.

DeeJayD 0

You could use your underwear, like others have said, even your hand. I mean, it's unpleasant, but you can wash your hands. You can't wash $5 bills.

Actually, you can wash money. I don't see why you wouldn't be able to. But using your hand is disgusting. What happens when he has to pull up his pants? He'd get shit all over himself. I definitely agree with a few of the other posts. Using a sock or your underwear sounds like the best choice.

Good for you in trying to think of something to use. I would have no idea!

thatguy0602 0

Ask Larry Craig for some toilet paper. He's in the next stall. And that's his foot tapping yours...

emodude44 0

I killed Larry Craig with a harpoon and a car battery.

wow, thats a smart way to use your money. id have to agree with the others, use something less valuable.

No way man... that's when you sit there and wait for someone else to come in and then ask them to pass you some TP. And jack up a bitch if they pull that whole "I can't spare a square" business.

UnCensoredBitch 0
NickH87 0

Use your boxers next time, then go commando