By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 94 278
You deserved it 19 933

Same thing different taste

Top comments

why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

Comments

You should have rinsed it off then spent it, imagine the look on the cashier's face. Wow, now I have to try that.

congbot 0

I'm a veteran; I'll just not wipe... and walk around scratching at my butt all day.

matias_cba87 0

would you rather have spent 10 bucks on wiping someone else's butt?

Wow, I agree with everyone else. I can think of a million other ways that could get you out of that situation with ten bucks still in your pocket. (:

blairvic 23

That sucks. A list of things they could have done other than that: -Use your underwear to wipe, discard of undies and leave comando. -Use toilet covers (But I'm guessing that there weren't any) - Use coins to wipe -Use your hands, when relativly clean go to get TP, then wipe and wash hands like 15000 times -Just stay in the stall and let your ass dry (After like 40 mins shit dries) -Use your socks -Use your tie (If you were wearing one) -Use your undershirt (If you were wearing one)

imanethesmart 0

why didn't u just not wipe? just change ur underwear after! I meen, ur not at work,

ummmm, why were u in public if u had explosive diarrhea?

bennzai 0

should've used your sock.............

anyone3 0
dave6000 0

u should just splashed some toilet water on ur ass