By highleyj - 01/04/2009 08:16 - United States

Today, I ran to a public bathroom because of explosive diarrhea. In the middle of it, I noticed there was no more toilet paper nor paper towels remaining. The smallest bill in my wallet was a 5. I had to pay 10 dollars to wipe my own butt. FML
I agree, your life sucks 94 277
You deserved it 19 933

Same thing different taste

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why would you use money. take your underwear off and use those. then throw them in the garbage. so what if you lose a pair of undies and have to go commando all day? at least you would have had money to go buy some more.

I prefer to wipe with hundreds but that's me..

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If there was more than one stall i would have gone to the next one over

I think I'm going to start carrying some One Dolla bills out...

**** THAT SHIT!!! people should NOT MAKE YOUBPAY TO TAKE A SHIT!!! Thats fuvkin BULLSHIT!!!

sorry, its ****** BULLSHIT OUT OF A BUFFALO ANUS PUT YOUR DICK IN A PIHRANAHS MOUTH

lizzilla8297 2

u should pay for something with it. lol

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