"Common Sense... So rare nowadays, it should be considered a superpower."

Not very smart

Keyword being "seemingly"....and really? You don't have enough common sense to predict how that would turn out anyway?

You're a ******* moron, I feel no pity, just absolute shame for you, smh YDI

.....Really? You completely deserved this and you're very lucky your phone is the only thing ruined. Worse things could have been ruined like oh say your microwave, your entire kitchen, your face. That's (insert higher being of choice/fate)'s way of saying "Ok dude, you get one idiot moment. Next time don't be so stupid"

Put it on a bowl of rice. I heard somewhere in the Internet that it will cure it.

Noob

Riiiiggghhhhtttt... And if the Internet says that eating rat poison will make you live longer, will you try that too???

Did you try turning it on and off?

Of course you did it..because you read it on the internet, and they can't put anything on the internet that isn't true... bonjour!