By JC - 26/03/2012 20:56 - United States - Villa Ridge

Spicy
Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 910
You deserved it 6 145

Same thing different taste

Top comments

jazziness 12
tripangelx8 4

the article should have warned you to tell her to keep her eyes closed

Comments

should have at least gotten some kudos for your efforts.

You kinda deserve it for reading a shitty woman's magazine! Most of them are full of crap!

you deserve a medal: boyfriend of the year. way to be proactive! most guys can't be arsed to give their girlfriends pleasure. your gf probably didn't laugh at you to be mean, though, so i wouldn't worry. practice makes perfect, keep on going!

What exactly were you trying to do? Go down on her?

Aero_x 21

well isn't that nice? i wouldn't have laughed, OP. I would let you finish your quest.

DenBriZel 31

at least you tried. there's a lot of guys that don't care or are incapable.

Cubanloverllera 12

learn how to play with her clit