By JC - 26/03/2012 20:56 - United States - Villa Ridge

Spicy
Today, I read an article with tips on how to give girls full-body orgasms and I decided to test a few on my girlfriend. Instead of having a mind-blowing orgasm, she started cackling and said I looked like a giraffe trying to bob for apples. FML
I agree, your life sucks 27 908
You deserved it 6 144

Same thing different taste

Top comments

jazziness 12
tripangelx8 4

the article should have warned you to tell her to keep her eyes closed

Comments

Well aren't you just the sweetest thing trying to find new ways to please the woman you love. Try this, and now this is a little new and revolutionary but ask your girl this " baby what do you like that would please you in the bed" you'll find to your delight that she'll tell you :3 thank me later.

You have to remember that every woman is wired differently. What might make one have a mind-blowing ****** wont always work with another. Especially because it is very difficult for a woman to reach an ******, especially by another human being. The best way to find out is see what best stimulates her and work with that. But don't just do the same thing over and over, mix it up so she doens't know what to expect next, allowing her mind to go that one step further.

Ok I'm gonna share a tip, insert 1 finger @ 12 a clock, palms up , feel for the rough patch that's her G spot! Don't go nuts try different touches till she responds! Trust me you'll know!

Advice from Wikipedia isn't always the best.

Wikipedia? Based on personal knowledge and years of practice However, what did you have to offer?

BrysGirl27 14

She could have just faked it:/

andrew87804 4

Well at least u tried.Better luck next time.

kristah7 0

Dont let it discourage you. It's nice when guys make an effort to satisfy a woman! Most guys don't care about women's sexual needs!

kristah7 0