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By Anonymous - 08/05/2011 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML

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Today, I went to the gym for the first time in months. On my way home, my legs gave out halfway up the stairs to my apartment, and I had to awkwardly sit there until I could crawl the rest of the way up. FML

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By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By not_very_smart - 24/07/2013 06:44 - United States

Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML

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Brandnewuser 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:47

"I'm gonna start going to the gym everyday... Ok maybe once a week... Or I will drive by it every day on my way to McDonalds..." hmmm this sofa looks comfy, I wonder what's on TV tonight?

urdirtyolduncle 15

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:38

go to the gym?

Comments

vyben 3

Monday 9 May 2011 7:27

How do you even let yourself get out of shape that bad...

margie4peace 11

Monday 9 May 2011 8:37

Move-in truck? Really? It's called a moving truck. Geez...

jdeshnerx3 0

Monday 9 May 2011 13:40

you also spelled realized wrong

ElphabaLives 4

Monday 9 May 2011 20:06

No, they didn't. They spelt it correctly. *Is really resisting the urge to go on a rant* *It wouldn't be pretty* ...

fml98kevin 4

Monday 9 May 2011 15:41

haha fatass

bentleysdad11611 0

Monday 9 May 2011 16:15

pathetic

smiley666 0

Monday 9 May 2011 20:29

Hey I know just how you feel. I am a very athletic, in shape, 20 year old farm girl and I helped move my friend into her 3 story, no elevator apartment and I felt the same way after the first couch.

khaya 9

Monday 9 May 2011 20:32

Maybe you slipped on your puddle of sweat and knocked yourself out cold.

braunababer 0

Monday 9 May 2011 21:48

3 month stfu baby. guess Thats the longest relationship someone ever had

Honey456 0

Tuesday 10 May 2011 0:56

what does OP mean?

boatkicker 4

Wednesday 11 May 2011 23:58

Old Pasta

SailorSolaris 43

Wednesday 2 July 2014 7:15

I think it means Original Poster. Just a guess.

Desilin 0

Sunday 15 May 2011 22:16

PLEASE SEEK MEDICAL HELP. THE SYMPTOMS YOU DESCRIBED COULD BE DUE TO SERIOUS MEDICAL ISSUES. I ONLY SIGNED UP FOR THIS ACCOUNT TO TELL YOU THAT!!!!! GOOK LUCK!