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By Anonymous - 08/05/2011 19:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised just how grossly out of shape I am, when I started violently sweating, felt light-headed, and almost blacked out. All this from helping my sister shift a sofa from the move-in truck to her living room. FML

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By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/08/2010 18:40 - United States

Today, while at work, I started to feel sick to my stomach, hot, and dizzy. My co-worker told me to go home. On the way through the locker room to get my stuff, I experienced a dizzy spell so severe, I blacked out and pooped myself. No one in the building is going to let me forget this. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/01/2015 16:34 - Ireland

Today, after the longest time, I went to the gym. I ran and ran and ran on the treadmill for an eternity, beating myself up for getting so overweight. Then I tripped and fell off, sweating and sobbing for being so useless. When I looked up, I saw I'd been on the machine for barely 2 minutes. FML

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By not_very_smart - 24/07/2013 06:44 - United States

Today, it was so hot in the un-airconditioned gym that when I got up off the floor, I slipped in my own pool of sweat and got a concussion. FML

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Brandnewuser 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:47

"I'm gonna start going to the gym everyday... Ok maybe once a week... Or I will drive by it every day on my way to McDonalds..." hmmm this sofa looks comfy, I wonder what's on TV tonight?

urdirtyolduncle 15

Sunday 8 May 2011 23:38

go to the gym?

Comments

BAMF519 0

Monday 9 May 2011 1:12

that is really sad... sorry!

rogueprincess69 0

Monday 9 May 2011 1:30

you're fat.

iloveyouu_24 0

Monday 9 May 2011 1:43

No Shit...

doc_j 0

Monday 9 May 2011 2:03

than take ur worthless ass to the gym

mockingjay_fml 0

Monday 9 May 2011 2:16

it's okay , just try working out a bit . I'm not overweight, but I am out of shape. I just started working out a few weeks ago and I feel an improvement already !