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By Anonymous - 03/04/2012 14:16 - Australia - Sandringham

Today, I realised that I only get dandruff when I'm stressed about having dandruff. Which is whenever I have dandruff. FML
I agree, your life sucks 23 214
You deserved it 4 247

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Ardos 3

To break the cycle, you must forget about what dandruff is.

K_kanaka 26

That sounds very......frustrating.

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rj33445 4

Said the person who missed a comma after "stupid", misspelled "you" and "know". Grammar Nazi, AWWWWWAAAAYYYY!!!!

Wow, yet another FML about stress or panic or anxiety. I'm noticing more and more that FML submitters sure are a twitchy lot.

sqeakyclean 7

I'm currently at my psychiatrist's office for preventative posting on FML about my panic or anxiety.

LaColombianita 26

Lol reminds me of this guy in my class that had dandruff. He was wearing a jersey that said New York on the back and this girl was like, "It's snowing in New York." xD

That's gross try that one special shampoo duh and try to get a hobby so your not thinking bout it

There is a special shampoo called "Duh" and OP owns a "not thinking"?

Sorry, T.V. is not making me think right.

Kylesgirl - try spelling and punctuation. Then maybe your comment will be easier for half-wits like A_TEEN and me to read.

Shouldn't be that hard to figure out. My little darlings:)

jazzybaby179 22

Don't argue with Doc he knows what he's saying.:)

try t-gel shampoo. i have had dandruff for as long as I can remember and I've tried about everything under the sun. t-gel stinks but it's the only thing that works for me (:

Just make sure you aren't washing your hair every day and try finding a good product to massage into your scalp. I mean it's super humid where you are, the weather isn't going to do you any favors OP. good luck!

paramedic915 5

What state do you live in ????. And are you 18 or over

So you always have dandruff.. So how do you know you only get dandruff from frustration of having dandruff because of being worried about getting dandruff? Dandruff.

Druffception! Edit: Aw damn 10 beat me to it.