Work: Today, I realised that my staff doesn't take me seriously. I...

By Garry - 04/03/2010 12:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I realised that my staff doesn't take me seriously. I walked in on my chef, who had just spent an hour and half carving a block of cheese to make cheddar goggles for himself. When I confronted him, he pulled up his t-shirt to reveal a cocktail sausage taped to his stomach. FML

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Today, I had a barbecue. My boss won't believe me tomorrow when I tell him that the main pages of his 2-months worth of work file helped make the best sausages I've ever cooked. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2014 05:15 - United States - Charlotte

Today, I was disciplined by my boss for "not smiling enough." I'm a dishwasher. FML

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By craigtm029429 - 02/03/2012 00:47 - United States

Today, while waiting tables, I watched a woman pull the bacon off her roast beef melt and eat it. She then called me over and spent several minutes complaining about the our chefs' inadequacy because they didn't put bacon on her sandwich. FML

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Today, after weeks of stealing lunch from one of my employees, he made a sandwich with canned cat food, soap, and something unimaginably spicy that caused me to spew all over my office and laptop. I fired him. Now everyone is treating me like a monster. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/12/2010 05:43 - United States

Today, one of my usually unpleasant managers offered me a slice of cheese cake for doing a good job. I declined, but after some pestering on his part I finally accepted it. I have been violently ill for the past two hours. FML

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By epicsandwichartist - 05/05/2011 07:13 - United States

Today, while working at a sandwich shop, we had a shortage and could only put so many veggies on one sandwich. I explained this to one man who was grumpy about it, but kept on ordering. I thought everything went well. He thought my face was a good target to launch his completed sandwich at. FML

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SpaceCoyote 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:18

YDI for not appreciating the art of perfectly sculpted cheddar goggles.

123sploosh 0

Thursday 4 March 2010 16:19

can someone please explain this to me? i dont know what its talking about

Comments

Poepiepiesie 3

Sunday 5 September 2010 20:54

Incinerate him.

Omnomturtle99 0

Wednesday 8 December 2010 7:41

Lol fail

sep2032 0

Monday 20 June 2011 4:42

it's doesn't not don't honey no wonder they don't respect you

shopfitch 7

Wednesday 20 July 2011 22:40

I can see why they don't take you seriously. Look at your grammar. "...my staff dont take me seriously."

wordgirl 0

Thursday 21 July 2011 10:20

All the wanna-be grammar Nazis out here: The word, "staff," can also be used in plural form. What the poster said was actually correct.

iBiteRoses 22

Monday 3 October 2011 0:45

Sweetie, that's not "grammar," that's "punctuation." There is a difference, which you should know if you're trying to call someone on their errors.

wordgirl 0

Monday 3 October 2011 10:25

Punctuation is a sub-set of grammar in general. :)

wordgirl 0

Monday 3 October 2011 10:29

And, actually, you are quite wrong, anyway: Grammar comprises precisely the issue we are attempting to address here.

ifetayo 2

Tuesday 4 October 2011 4:00

They probably don't take you seriously because you said my staff "don't" instead of doesn't. With that grammar usage, I wouldn't respect you either!

eddyg94 11

Wednesday 18 January 2012 20:04

'Staff' is a singular word, but can also be taken as 'staff members', so really you're just being an arse.

c_tuck 0

Tuesday 31 January 2012 3:29

Delegate and take charge. If you are the boss then prove it. You did it to yourself for allowing them to get away with it. People only treat you how u allow them to. Give respect, but also, demand it in return. Plenty of people NEED jobs right now so start start playing the "your fired" card. I bet they act right real quick.