Love: Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells...

By PookaKay02 - 20/09/2011 04:26 - United States

Today, I realize that my boyfriend's breath quite literally smells like a sewer. It wouldn't be so bad, except that he tries to kiss me about every ten minutes, and I have to hold my breath. FML

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By Amelia - 23/06/2019 00:16

Today, I’ve discovered that even if he brushes his teeth for 10 minutes straight, flosses, and rinses with mouthwash, my boyfriend’s breath still smells like a cross between sewage and rotting fish. I’m running out of excuses for not kissing him. FML

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By nothisfault - 05/12/2008 04:40 - France

Today, and as for the rest of my life, I will always have a husband whose breath stinks. FML

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Today, my boyfriend endearingly told me that he's been taking advantage of my inability to smell due to a head cold, and he's been farting around me whenever he pleases. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2013 04:44 - United States

Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML

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Fresh mints

By Julian - 22/12/2008 07:45 - France

Today, my girlfriend complained that I don't kiss her often enough. The problem is her breath. It's disgusting. I gently answered, "Well, you don't kiss me often either." Now she keeps kissing me. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2021 20:00

Today, my boyfriend and I were making out when I asked him to go brush his teeth, since his breath stank. He went back to playing video games. FML

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By ninalian - 22/05/2011 06:30 - United States

Today, I was talking to this boy I really like and we were laughing together, until I got this disgusting putrid smell. I started to say how awful the smell was and he stopped laughing to take a sniff too. As soon as he closed his mouth the smell was gone. FML

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By TwiceDaily,Kids - 06/04/2012 00:41 - United States

Today, my girlfriend got pissed when I told her she needed to brush her teeth more than once a day. I could smell her breath from across the bed. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/04/2020 14:00

Today, I was watching a romantic comedy at my boyfriend's house. During the make out scene, I decided to go in for a kiss. He apparently decided to belch at the same time. I could taste it. FML

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By Brittany - 18/06/2012 14:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were kissing. Halfway through the kiss, he rubs his tongue along all my teeth and says, "You need to brush your teeth." FML

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saIty 17

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:02

Just before he tries to get smoochy, pop 10 mints in your mouth. Then as you engage contact spit them all in his mouth.

perdix 29

Tuesday 20 September 2011 12:12

Get a job at the local wastewater treatment plant so you can be around the smell of raw sewage all day. You'll get accustomed to it and your boyfriend's mouth will just taste like work. Or get a new boyfriend.

Comments

HomeAl0ne 20

Wednesday 21 September 2011 0:01

Maybe he just needs to gargle after having sex with you, especially if he's tossing your salad. Reminds me of the time I first stayed at my girlfriend's house. I walked into the kitchen, took a deep breath and exclaimed "Mmmm, kippers for breakfast!?". He mother just looked at me and said "No, porridge. Now go and wash your hands and face".

hobojo69 23

Wednesday 21 September 2011 0:29

I was going to say the same thing 0.o I guess great minds think alike!!!

NoahCOD24 5

Wednesday 21 September 2011 0:46

ummm either deal with it your self, or break up with him!

MerrikBarbarian 9

Wednesday 21 September 2011 0:48

I dunno. my dentist diagnosed a sinus infection before my doc did because the only symptom I had was tooth pain. dentists can sometimes say what's wrong even if it's not teeth

tigermilz 1

Wednesday 21 September 2011 1:09

How is this a fml moment ?? This is more stupidity !! Speak up and tell him his breathe stinks !

RedSharpieInk 5

Wednesday 21 September 2011 1:14

Just say he can't kiss you until he gets the sewer out of his mouth..:D

ballbearing 10

Wednesday 21 September 2011 1:30

Say something! Perhaps he has an infection in his mouth or sinuses.

smirnoff1695 0

Wednesday 21 September 2011 1:47

Hold his mouth open and make him drink mouthwash!

Cigar 11

Wednesday 21 September 2011 2:04

I feel for you. A very close friend of mine has decaying teeth, they haven't been saving money to get it checked out and just kind of deal with the pain. I hold my breath when they laugh in my direction or talk to me directly.