Kids: Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was... - FML

By Bobsaget00 - 04/08/2011 10:19 - United States

Today, I realized burying my dog underneath our swing-set was a bad idea. My two sons are now scarred for life. FML

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By Username - 01/05/2014 10:33 - United States

Today, my dog died. My parents told me to bury it out back. In the process, I managed to dig up my cat. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/07/2024 08:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I was digging the foundation for what will eventually be my garage. My kids wanted to help Daddy, which means they had a front row seat with their little spades when we unearthed the skeleton of some previous homeowner's dog. Now they won’t stop crying. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/03/2009 13:05 - Austria

Today, I was outside searching for "treasures" with my son using small plastic shovels. All of a sudden he starts screaming. He dug up the bones of our old dog. I told him that we had sent him away to live on a farm, I even helped my son write letters to the farm owners. FML

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By GlueAndCarrots - 20/08/2015 02:38 - Canada - Markham

Today, I told my daughter that we're going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog that we buried in our back yard last week so it can come along. FML

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By jessica071509 - 24/04/2012 05:42 - United States - Phoenix

Today, my new dog unburied my old dog and chewed on his bones. FML

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Creepy backyard

By L.Lime05 - 08/08/2010 23:27 - United States

Today, I found a pile of animal skeletons scattered in my backyard. It appears that last night, mother nature decided to rain so hard, that the graves of my childhood pets floated back up to the top, and covered half of my field. I now have to pick all of it up before my dog sees them. FML

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Poor good boy

By Anonymous - 27/09/2009 20:54 - United Kingdom

Today, my dog died. I spent ages digging him a grave and buried him in the garden so that my dad wouldn't have to deal with the stress when he got home from work. When my dad got home he told me that he had wanted the dog to be cremated. I have just had to dig up my dog's body. FML

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By RIPJarJar - 20/10/2017 22:18

Today, my husband gave our three-year-old son a lesson on life and death. He did this by slaughtering our pet chicken for dinner in front of him. My son has been crying for hours. FML

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Bad news

By Anonymous - 01/08/2020 20:01

Today, I knew it was going to be a fun day when I woke up to find that my kids' new puppy had died in the night. FML

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By Jacklyn - 18/03/2012 19:18 - United States - Chicago

Today, my fiancé and I decided to have a romantic rendezvous on the trampoline in our backyard. Or at least it was romantic, until I accidentally rolled off and all but crushed our dog. FML

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ChrisLTC 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 15:56

And this seemed like a good idea at the time how?

TheMasticater 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:01

Oh scarred...now I feel like a dumbass. *yells* hey everyone come thumbs down my comment!!!

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FMLephant 2

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:00

They can still play with it. How nice!

lizh_fml 9

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:01

Ooo that was not sensible...

example947 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:01

but why would you bury it there in the first place??

mustardhippo 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 19:02

Because he is stupid?

Dr_Awesome654 24

Sunday 31 July 2016 21:19

It's dead

_Number9 5

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:02

I'm just trying to imagine how that went down... Timmy: Hey look, I found something! Jimmy: Mommy! Timmy found the dog! Let's poke it and see if it changes colour...

niiick97_fml 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:04

I modded this.

Zellpa 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:13

Same. I felt sorry.

CookiesNOJ 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:53

both of you.. here's a cookie!

jren207 24

Thursday 4 August 2011 17:07

Congratulations.

NecroParade 3

Thursday 4 August 2011 18:51

Cool story, bro.

CronosDage 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:05

If no one gets it, when swinging you will usually have dirt and sand below it after installed instead of grass. You'll kick it up, revealing your dog.

gunman15 4

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:08

Those poor kids

Perdomo 0

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:08

jackass

blackbelt25 12

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:10

This was a good idea in the beginning?

bigAC 6

Thursday 4 August 2011 16:12

zombie dog!!

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