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By tomchuq - 30/08/2009 07:12 - United States

Today, I realized I can hold a pencil in my fat rolls. FML
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sbarre1 0

Thin people can do this. Depends on how you sit. There is no FML here. Now, if it was an orange or something, then you'd get a real FML.

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blackcatcutie 0

Um wow...but at least if you start dating a really skinny girl give her the nickname "pencil" then ask her if shed like to get lost in your rolls :) haha jk that was really lame but whatevs

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backagainbitch 0

NO YOU ARE SO WRONG I AM NOT UP JACKS ARSE

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backagainbitch 0

NO YOU ARE SO WRONG I AM NOT UP JACKS ARSE

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aback 4

If you misplace the dog, you know where to look.

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XxDonttrustmexX 0

:O Thats Suxx.! But it also has its advantages !!!

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infidelboy 0

better than being able to hide a munchkin

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sublime93 0

Like, the donut? That could be useful

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