Miscellaneous: Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went...

By Anonymous - 19/11/2012 21:08 - United States - Nutley

Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/10/2009 02:25 - United States

Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML

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By Lostring - 02/07/2018 20:30

Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML

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By stelssy - 26/01/2013 05:03 - United States

Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML

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By TooQuick - 27/04/2016 12:19 - Mozambique - Maputo

Today, after a 2-hour meeting, I rushed to take an urgent dump. Unbeknownst to me, my urine was not hitting the porcelain bowl, but rather the underside of the lid. As it pooled around the pedestal, it soaked my pants, underwear, and when I stood up to button my pants, it got on my shirt too. FML

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By tmac - 04/04/2009 01:42 - United States

Today, I accidentally dropped my phone in the toilet. I automatically dove my hand in and ran out of the stall with it. As I dried it, some girls were laughing. I assumed that they were laughing because my phone fell in the toilet. Then I noticed my pants were still down. FML

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By vegantreegirl - 04/02/2019 20:00

Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2011 18:57 - United States

Today, after speeding home due to an overflowing bladder, I ran to the bathroom, forgetting that the toilet seat was broken. While doing my business, the toilet seat and I both slid off the bowl. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/03/2021 05:01 - Norway

Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2024 06:00 - United States - Norristown

Today, it was picture day at my school. After I got home, I realized my shirt was on inside out… and backwards. FML

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By rkl2010 - 23/05/2010 18:02 - United States

Today, when I went to pick up my daughter from preschool, I found out she'd "accidentally" tried to flush her clothes down the toilet while going to the bathroom. FML

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Tuesday 20 November 2012 1:04

Are you a boy or a girl? That tidbit definitely affects how bad your life sucks. If your a boy, not too big of a deal. If you're a girl... well, looks like you're giving a few people a free show.

FlyingPie 17

Tuesday 20 November 2012 1:05

I'd say that plan literally went down the toilet. I hope the rest of your day wasn't stalled much because of it.

Comments

mahdi8130 8

Tuesday 20 November 2012 2:41

I really hope you reply what did you do next.

omart3 6

Tuesday 20 November 2012 2:42

Here's what you do: go to a place that has a fire alarm, pull it so everyone gets wet, blend in among the evacuating crowd, no one will notice your toilet-soaked shirt!

perdix 29

Tuesday 20 November 2012 2:52

Sounds like a *lowers sunglasses* shirty situation.

AnyaS 19

Tuesday 20 November 2012 2:55

Why was the toilet seat not down?

Jenn50 19

Tuesday 20 November 2012 3:28

Most public toilets hereabouts don't have a lid.

EddieJr98 8

Tuesday 20 November 2012 3:23

Could have been worst,ur husband could have been with another woman

NellyFC35 19

Tuesday 20 November 2012 3:37

At least it wasn't your phone

NigerianMedicine 11

Tuesday 20 November 2012 3:44

If that's the worse that can happen, you need to read the things on this site more often. Gives you perspective on a bad day.

DrewFluIngle 10

Tuesday 20 November 2012 3:54

No really Captian Obvious?

hihome 7

Tuesday 20 November 2012 4:11

Did you have an undershirt?

ShannonBitt 29

Tuesday 20 November 2012 4:26

If I put my shirt on backwards, I normally just take my arms out of the arm holes and into my shirt, turn it around, and put my arms back in their place. Prevents it from falling in the toilet.