By muddled - 02/05/2012 06:16 - United States - Joliet

Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
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ebonyirony 29

I'm sure that's not the case. Unless you're a cantaloupe.

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loserman67 35

Seing that you are female, I'm suprised that you didn't choose a cucumber. But if fisting is your thing, then well...

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FloTimmyKO 0

You like to eat cantaloupe more than your boyfriend.. Is that it?

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stevenmx86 7

how do you not deserve this? Why is someone you have nothing in common with your boyfriend?

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The_Hitdude 12

Most people don't automatically know someone when they start dating. Isn't that the purpose of dating? To get to know someone better? But then you wouldn't know anything about that, would you?

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jaketheford 0

Yeah but after a couple dates but before they get serious would it not be apparent that she has more in common with a fruit. (Never thought I'd say that) Surely its hasn't just occurred to her after they've been together however long that they're so different?

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zembof 3

I'm sure u both have more in common than u realize here I'll start u off. 1:Ur both human 2: U u both were in a uterus 3: u were both sperm 4: u both have skin 5: u both have Organs And so on see u have lots in common

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DocBastard 38

Is there some specific reason you can type out the words "uterus" and "common", yet you feel the need to abbreviate "you" NINE ******* TIMES?

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JSwerv3 6

That's like asking why you spelt "NINE" instead of just putting a "9"

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DocBastard 38

No, in fact it's the exact opposite of that, but thanks for playing. We have some lovely parting gifts for you backstage. Now get out. No seriously, get the **** out.

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fuzz97 23

You're cold, wet, lifeless and delicious? Creepy.

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Sai_Run614 7

Rough on the exterior, pinkish in the middle, full of seed...so are all women like cantaloupes or just you. haha

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