By muddled - 02/05/2012 06:16 - United States - Joliet

Today, I realized I have more in common with a cantaloupe than I do with my boyfriend. FML
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ebonyirony 29

I'm sure that's not the case. Unless you're a cantaloupe.

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AliceLockehart 18

I don't know what a cantaloupe is :/ I've never seen one at the market.

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perdix 29

Don't 'fess up to shit like that. They'll revoke your Internet license! You're going to be inundated by a bunch of people saying one word, and it rhymes with "pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolanoconioogle."

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Saying "no one cares" to perdix is like saying "**** you" to your patents.

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AliceLockehart 18

I was just being honest :) I don't think we have them in Australia. At least, not where I live.

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AliceLockehart 18

Never mind, I just did a quick search & we call them rock melons here :)

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Wandering_Ninja 8

So youre round, filled with seeds and have rough ugly skin?

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PamChopsWithMint 5

Elaborate... You have an exterior that resembles a dinosaur and a squishy, satisfying, orange interior? Or what?

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bethanyjk 0

Doesnt even make sense.. You're an idiot.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

I think you're the idiot here, since you don't understand the ******* FML.

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BrysGirl27 14

Youre juicy, orange, and round???? D:

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hateevryone 14

Date the cantaloupe.

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