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By Tim - 03/08/2011 07:40 - United States

Today, I realized that as a U.S. Marine in the infantry, I'm more afraid to talk to girls than I am of getting shot at. FML
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lhasselb 0

My brother is exactly the same. Marines and everything. It's cute. Youll get there though. :)

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p3t3rrrn 0

Aren't we all? Haha see when you're getting shot at, you don't have to work as much for the adrenaline, like when you kiss a girl you really like.

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Ashimali 0

awww sweetie, not all of us are scary. Some are but not all. Thank you for serving btw :)

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Black_Magic87 0

There's a word for people like that it starts with a P ends with USSY

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p3t3rrrn 0

F. U. He's in the freaking marines! How on earth does that make him a pussy?! Id love to be as brave as him. Thank you OP!!!

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Helldemon 32

@p3t3rrrn Ya, I bet 248 would be pissing his pants if he was stuck in the middle of a war zone.

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BOOSCAREDU 0

Dude! Don't talk about yourself like that it's rude!

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HurleyCarlton 0

Well as an 0311, there aren't many girls around you to begin with. And since Boot you have been brain washed to love your rifle and the sound that it makes. So go clean your rifle and read a dirty mag!

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Imachillifilliz 2

I have a thing for Marines, and I'm sure I'm not the only one. :)

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