By Darla - 05/10/2012 08:14 - United States - Arcadia

Today, I realized that at age 54, I'm no longer young enough to go commando anymore. Every time I sneezed today, I peed myself. FML
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jgriff79 23

I would probably go see a doctor.

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LiterOfCola 16

Even if you don't go commando you're still pissing in your underwear...

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mpalmiter 0

Ewww OP!!! I dont want to read about your naked butt nor your weak, leaky bladder. Fml

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walmartpaysme 15

Then don't read FML and feel free to keep your rudeness to yourself.

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ExplodingToaster 6

Then why are you on this site? There are some much worse things on FML.

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laden_swallow09 34

You're acting like a petty, immature child. Incontinence, even a very mild case such as OP's is a valid concern. Get over yourself.

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peachyFML 17

I'm quite disappointed. With your comment, I was expecting a 13 year old.

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victoriakarsynn 0

Wow... That's incredibly insensitive

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klorehore 24

as far as I know that can be quite common to women, especially those who has given birth?

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kellux3 6

Pregnancy weakens the pelvic girdle due to the overstretching of ligaments. Thus she should probably go see a physiotherapist to retrain and strengthen her pelvic floor muscles?

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TheMathMajor 26

My mom had to have surgery to get all her parts back where they should be. Child birth and gravity are hard on your organs over time.

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perdix 29

Is there a way to fix this problem? *lowers sunglasses* Depends...

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mario2012 18

Yea, that joke hasn't been overused at all.

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fylx100 19

Who cares if it's overused or not. If you think it is and you didn't like the comment, then thumb it down and move the **** on in life.

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lovepandorasaver 11

I never knew mario was a dick.

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mario2012 18

I didn't mean to come out that way. I apologize if I did :/

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perdix 29

Coincidentally, the OP didn't mean it to come out that way, either (ee). Ba-dum, cha!

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DaSandman 9

so you're 54 and allready incontinent? i don't think your age is the problem..

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mario2012 18

You're right. My dad is almost 70 and he doesn't do that.

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mario2012 18

CeIgnore that previous comment. I went partial retard and didn't pay attention to the gender symbol.

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sylar88_fml 1

Incontinence can strike anyone at any age, it's just more well known in older people. I'm 24 years old and I suffer with it, I have OAB, spasmadic bladder and Crohns disease and I have to wear diapers 24/7.. It sucks because I'm single trying to date women and wearing diapers makes more difficult

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DaSandman 9

sorry to hear, man.. why am i thumbed down so much..? not everyone is a ******* doctor...

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mosquito19 14

do you shit yourself when you laugh too hard?

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Pandacupcakelove 26

That doesn't sound normal! Go see a doctor. I'm sorry, OP :/

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Mjfalcon 8

Actually, it is normal. My mom does it as well. It's something that can happen during pregnancy. Or as a result of pregnancy.

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Pandacupcakelove 26

I would still see a doctor just in case..

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lolfml8761 1

Bahahahahahaha that sucks I'm glad I'm a man

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Welshite 39

Men have their own problems you know; I wouldn't be laughing so soon if I were you.

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BubbleGrunge 18

You're never too old to go commando!

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chtychtybngbng 11

This is really common, especially with women who have given birth. My best friend's mother had this problem and after she had her last child it got significantly worse. She ended up having surgery and no longer has that problem anymore. You should definitely see your doctor, maybe the surgery would be beneficial for you as well. Good luck!

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bmykytyn 0

Or instead of going under the knife the OP could just try working out the legal muscles to strengthen them

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why_teh_hell 25

#64, Which muscles are legal exactly? lol

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