By Darla - 05/10/2012 08:14 - United States - Arcadia

Today, I realized that at age 54, I'm no longer young enough to go commando anymore. Every time I sneezed today, I peed myself. FML
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jgriff79 23

I would probably go see a doctor.

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LiterOfCola 16

Even if you don't go commando you're still pissing in your underwear...

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Epikouros 31

I wondered why European women didn't wear underwear in the Middle Ages, but now I understand. If you only wear a skirt or a dress, you can let everything go when you're outside.

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mosquito19 14

commando? you piss your pants when you sneeze and you worry about it showing?

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Nabee143 3

16 That just made me laugh! I was having a bad day and that brought a huge smile to my face!

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antixx101 0

That happens after having children! I'm sure being in your 50's has nothing to do with it! But if your pissing yourself underwear isn't helping anything use pantie liners or ull per threw your pants anyway and stink!! :(

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Sammislife 5

I have accidents and I'm 19 it's a problem that a lot of people have nothing to be embarrassed about

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writergirl23 19

Just go to the toilet a little more regularly and you will be fine.

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Sirin_fml 46

The OP is a woman. Why are YOU on FML?

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DocBastard 38

Holy shit, fmylife.com is only for children? I'm sorry, I had no idea that people whose pubic hair, genitals, and brains were fully developed were not allowed here. If that's the case, maybe I should leave...

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Marteeny23 19

Please don't leave Doc! We would sorely miss you. :'(

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Marteeny23 19

Who said anything about boxers? OP is a woman, not a man.

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fyreprincess 3

agreeing with 51, kegels! you can do this simple exercise wherever, whenever.

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