Love: Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year-old man-child. He...

By moon_paw - 28/11/2009 16:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year-old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees my boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML

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Today, my boyfriend, who's a bit older than me, introduced me to his daughter. I was expecting a toddler. Nope, she's a year older than me. FML

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By Sidney - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

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Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML

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By FlyAwayPlease - 25/08/2015 22:38 - United Kingdom - Mold

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By Great... - 09/11/2011 22:48 - United States

Today, I found out that my 20-year-old boyfriend won't touch my boobs because he is afraid his parents will find out. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2022 22:00

Today, I regret ever deciding to ask out a younger man. I’m 27 and he’s 21. I’m worried about my career, he’s worried about his Xbox; I love my parents, he’s still rebelling against his like an emo teenager; I want romance, he likes to wobble my breasts while giggling, saying, “Boobies.” FML

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By Anonymous - 22/08/2013 04:48 - United States - Las Vegas

Today, my little brother grabbed my boobs and wouldn't let go until I pried his hands off. When I told my mom, her response was, "Get over it. He's a little kid who doesn't know any better." He's 14 years-old. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/06/2017 22:00 - United States - Holland

Today, after an argument, my boyfriend called me a fart knocker and gave me a wedgie. Apparently, I'm dating an 10-year-old. FML

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Starfire22 5

Saturday 28 November 2009 20:05

Mostmen are man-children at heart, it never changes. Accept it and it will make life alot easier.

Sixpakastan 0

Saturday 28 November 2009 20:14

Gonna need to see said boobs before I can pass judgement.

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sarcdude 3

Sunday 29 November 2009 4:38

Come on, let the guy play around.

Silentknight 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 5:12

I like what "unregistered" said, at the beginning of the thread. props on pointing out sexism. however... WTF is wrong with being autistic? you will be hearing from my lawyers. good day sir. I said good day! *storms out of the room* *barges back in* forgot my hat! GOOD DAY!!

bexox 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 6:49

I agree with you. What people do with their bodies is a personal decision that doesn't affect these commenters here. I wish people would stop acting like teens having sex is going to bring about the end of the world.

jessxoxo28 5

Sunday 29 November 2009 6:53

girl, its time to get a man. dump his ass

Ninjaface 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 8:06

Okay, I'll admit that the honking is a little on the immature side. You need to teach him how to motorboat you like a REAL man!

His_Phoenix 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 8:10

heeheee....."Boobs are the only thing that make a 2-year-old child and 50-year-old man act the same way." --Bill Engvall At least he likes them...

brideprincess 0

Sunday 29 November 2009 8:56

Honey, they're ALL man-children!! My 48-year old husband is just the same, and no, he's not a Walmart reject!!! LOL!!! Anyway, it's just the way they are. The sooner you accept that all men are immature, the sooner you'll find true happiness by accepting them as they are, and loving them anyway. I've loved my fella for 15-years now! Good luck!!