By moon_paw - 28/11/2009 16:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year-old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees my boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 068
You deserved it 10 630

Same thing different taste

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Mostmen are man-children at heart, it never changes. Accept it and it will make life alot easier.

Gonna need to see said boobs before I can pass judgement.

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Ya men act like kids. My dads 48 and he skates around on shopping carts. He's awesome. You want sophistication? Go to England.

Haha, I assure you it would be exactly the same in England. Make no mistake we love boobies just a much as anyone else.

paladininwaiting 1

DAMN YOU Iphone!!!!! I wanted to reply to a bunch of you....but NOOO! LMAO....funny but not an FML.....9th grade is definitely too early Bubbles......no namecalling from me just a little chastisement

bubblybrooke 12

yeah, no. here they'll sell you condoms wherever, no matter how old you are. and at sexual health clinics, guess what?? they give them to you for free. and I don't think two long term boyfriends makes me any form of ****, thank you very much. maybe you should focus on your own life rather than judging other peoples.

So....dating someone for a few months and then having sex at age FOURTEEN (regardless of whether you continue dating or not (which makes your "omg but he was a long-term boyfriend" argument useless)) makes it acceptable? Bragging about it on the internet makes it acceptable? You posted your shit on here, sweetheart. That's an invitation to be judged. If you didn't want flak for it, perhaps you should have just kept your mouth shut, yes?

How the hell did you have two long term boyfriends by the age of 14? Unless you started dating one when you were 9. By having TWO long term boyfriends, you're implying that you had sex with the first boyfriend waaay earlier. And how old were you? 11? You should help yourself and not share that stuff.

A few months is not long-term first of all, so yeah, it does kinda make you a ****. But in all honesty, out of all your clever responses, there's a couple things you haven't addressed. What will you do if you get pregnant? Do you think you and your 14 year old ex will be able to support a baby? Do you think you'll be able to responsibly make the decision as to whether get an abortion or not? Right now you might think "Oh, yeah, I'll just get an abortion and everything will be fine", but when you're older and you realize what you did, you might feel really bad about it. (Not judging abortions here, people, just trying to make the point) And what will you do if you get an STD? How will you handle it? Who will you go to? Are you really aware that sleeping around can shorten your life by -decades- or prevent you from ever being able to have relaxed sex with someone you really fall in love with because you're so worried about passing something on to him? You've had plenty to say about people calling you a *****, you've even answered the questions regarding whether an IPhone has a reply button, but you haven't answered anything that's really important.

I don't know if you're talking to me or not, Sweets, but I was using a literary technique called "sarcasm" in case you missed it.

Eh, what the ****? What is it with comment placement screwing up?

oh_dee 0

Honestly, I think all guys do this when they're feeling "silly"...lighten up; at least it shows that they enjoy your body hahaha

BREAK UP you need a man his dick is prob. 1 inch

AntiChrist7 0
bubblybrooke 12

well since you aren't of any influence to me, you saying it's not acceptable really doesn't fly. :P and you know what? I guarentee you if it was the guy posting this, he'd be getting congratulations for getting laid so young. or at the very least not having people trying to label him. lol and yeah, go ahead and judge me but it just makes you sound more pathetic :)

Trust me, I would have said the same thing to a guy of only fourteen years. An idiot having sex at fourteen is an idiot, regardless of the gender. Having sex as a child is just plain stupid, because no one that age is ready to accept the serious consequences of their actions. Are you ready to be a parent or get an abortion? Are you ready to be on medication, potentially for the rest of your life, to treat a disease you contracted? No? Oh, my...then why are you having sex???????? So how about you just run along, BAWWWWWWW about it somewhere else (to someone who actually gives a **** about you, if you can find anyone), and get on with your day. Okay there, sweetie pie? Snookums? ;)

A child having sex is still an idiot. I don't care if it's a guy, girl, or hermaphrodite. Oh, yes, I'm pathetic for reaming you out for bragging about your pubescent sexual exploits. Yeah, that makes a lot of sense, dearie. Run along.

Yeah... Girls that age shouldn't be having sex. :U Just because you may have an overdeveloped body, long relationship, WHATEVER the reason isn't an excuse for sex. x: Besides, the more comments you add Bubbly, the more it sounds like you're just bragging about your sex life.

Actually, bubbly, a couple months back a guy your age DID post that, and he was receiving the same comments you are. Try again, girlie.

if myfriend_youfail ever becomes a mum id feel really sorry for the kid

yeah, me too. i'd reaaaally feel sorry for a kid whose mother doesn't want him/her to have STDs and babies at the age of 14. poor kid, FHL :(

BikerMike 0
bubblybrooke 12

I'm not a child, dumbass :P 15 does not equal child. and actually, it's quite natural for teens to want to have sex when their hormones kick in. have you not ever been in a health class? but it's ok, you don't have to be smart. I'm sure you have other things that will help you through life...

In the eyes of the law in most countries, a fifteen-year-old is still a minor. Meaning, CHILD. Also, there are very VERY few teenagers emotionally and mentally mature enough to be considered adults. Judging by your comments here, you're nowhere near intellectual or emotional adulthood. Thus, you are a child. Go BAWWWWWW about it. Oh, and wanting to have sex and actually having sex are two completely different things. Unlike you, some of us showed a bit of self-restraint during our teenage years. It's called "masturbation". You should try it some time, instead of screwing your way through high school.

This. ^ A girl comes with 2 sets of hands, and 10 fingers. Learn how to put them to use! :D

No, guys, we should lay off this poor girl. I mean, she's taken HEALTH class! She's much more experienced than all of us. We're just stupid n00bs compared to her genius, her extended knowledge of all things sexual! She's right, and we better accept it. Call me when you need someone to babysit the kids, Honey!

I think we've all been in health class. Have you ever been in a long-term care facility? If you saw what STD's can do to some people you would have your legs glued together, I can promise you that. And 15 IS a child! Can you legally drink yet? Can you drive yet? Do you still go to school? Do you still live with your parents? Can you buy cigarettes? Can you buy ****? Do you need a doctor's note to get out of class? How funny! I would say all of that falls under the category of a kid :) And yes, teenagers have raging hormones. But some people have anger problems, and we still judge them if they slap their wife or kick the dog. Some people are pedophiles and their raging hormones make them want to have sex with 5 year olds; we still judge them and consider them disgusting people, don't we? A person is judged according to their actions. Don't try to blame hormones for your decisions. I had raging hormones at 15 too, pretty much everyone did. How many people do you see backing you up and saying "I had sex at that age too"?

*Response to Bubbly* Bubbly, you are an IDIOT. Seriously. And, I'm not just saying this because you had sex at 14; I know other people have done that. You're an idiot because you are saying such dumb things. "Have you not ever been in a health class?" Like, OMG, no! All the people making comments about STD and getting pregnant obviously have been in health class. Also, don't go around insulting the intelligence level of other people when you are probably below them on the IQ scale. (BTW- don't make any comments about me being smart. My IQ is around 132). And, it really doesn't make you cool to have sex at 14. Other kids in the class just talk about you and call you a ****. Its not like hormones can make you a puppet and you must follow what they tell you immediately. Puh-lease.

In addition to my previous comment: (just to strengthen my arguement) When you told the guy to go correct his math because he said he hated highschool - he said JUNIOR high. Not highschool. Junior high is the same as middle school. He also said, "why is everyone having sex at LIKE 12." He knew you were 14. He was just pointing out a fact. 12 year olds are in middle school. ;) Go get some tutoring, Bubbly.

Normal to /WANT TO HAVE SEX/- not to have sex at that age. But you're supposed to behave responsibly, and not be a little teen slutbag. You're too young, you ARE a child, you're not even legal to have sex, let alone an adult. You're mentally, emotionally, and financially unprepared for the potential outcome. Your body isn't ready for sex- not even completely developed- you don't have the mental state to understand what sex is really about, and you obviously lack to morals to make good decisions about sex. Anyone without shitty self-esteem wouldn't **** guys they barely know (and, yes, dating for a few months is BARELY KNOWING) especially at 15. You're pathetic. If you weren't a child, you wouldn't be acting like one, nor responding like one. You have self-control, use it, or you'll be in a fuckload of trouble by the time you're legal.

Yeah right, lets blame hormones. You don't have to act on them. You don't control your hormones then, you let then control you. High five! You nincompoop (sp?).

I'll back her up. I had sex when I was 16. No regrets. Stop being so close-minded. 15 does not equal kid.

ElMundio87 0
expen_dable 0

"My IQ is around 132" While I agree that Bubbly is a moron, this statement is really stupid and annoying too. Online IQ tests don't count at ALL towards your actual IQ, those are all fake. The only way you can really find out your IQ is to take a certified test at a psychological facility and I doubt that's what you did. It's really rare to have an IQ that high, and you don't sound exceptionally intelligent. Its not 132. I just hate it when kids think they are geniuses because some online test gave them an inflated IQ!

boatkicker 4

You automatically assuming that "It's not 132" is pretty stupid also. Plenty of people have taken actual IQ tests. Yes, it's unusual, but it's not completely unheard of. I have taken one, and I got a similarly high score. I know a handful of other people who scored in that range.

mr_creosote 0

Guys, give her a ******* break! It's her life and they're her decisions! Why do you guys even feel like your opinion about her personal life matters? Having sex at 15 doesn't make you a ***** or a **** or anything, really. If she gets pregnant, she can have an abortion. Or keep it! It's whatever she wants. It's her body to do what she will with it.