By moon_paw - 28/11/2009 16:17 - United States

Spicy
Today, I realized that I am dating a 25 year-old man-child. He turns 13 whenever he sees my boobs, complete with big eyes and saying "honk honk" whenever he touches them. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 070
You deserved it 10 632

Same thing different taste

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Mostmen are man-children at heart, it never changes. Accept it and it will make life alot easier.

Gonna need to see said boobs before I can pass judgement.

Comments

PeaceEasy 1

I do stupid crap like that all the time. I'm in my fiance's phone as her sexy manchild. Better get used to it. We're just being playful when we do that.

No_fyl_cuz_ydi 0

bubbly I have a feeling you're going to be writing an FML about getting pregnant or an STD but ydi for being a grade nine ho-bag

Haha this is so true, I hope you're at least dating them, not just having sex and hoping that they're going to date you.

What a coincidence! I've got one, too! He's 26 and does nearly the same thing, only instead of "honk honk" it's "eep eep". Perhaps yours will graduate from "honk" to "eep" on is next birthday. :) You could always retaliate by adding sound effects when you... *ahem!* "return the favor", wink-wink, nudge-nudge.

I've got a 40+ one that is still doing that stuff. They never grow out of it.

YDI for not having a sense of humor, OP. My boyfriend is 29, and he gets silly at times. Men have a...very crude sense of humor, shall we say? Learn to deal with it. He's silly but at least he appreciates your...errr....assets.

bubblybrooke 12

yes, I was dating them. idiots. for like monthes too. so get off your highhorses. idiots :P

If you can't even figure out how to use the reply button, you're probably too young to be having sex.

OMG, so like, dating a 14 year old for a few months means you can tuck your ankles behind your ears for him? OMG LIKE THAT'S LIKE SO AWESOME! -___- *****.

To be fair, she might be on her iPhone, which doesn't let you do that, but seriously bubbly you a freshman and you already have a few guys under your belt? Your not gonna get much support from people as a FYI...

Lmao, a ***** does it for money, I think **** is much more appropriate...

LemonFairy 0

Monthes? Is this a new measurement of time no one has ever heard of? (For the record, you're an idiot, even though everyone has already told you that. I'm fifteen but the difference between the two of us is that I'm not a ******* idiot and I can keep my God damn legs shut. It's not that hard, honestly. *sigh*)

WorkThatButt 2

Where's your mother dear? We need to talk...

Who's the idiot? The idiot or the idiot dating the idiot for a few months and getting knocked up?

girls are vicious man : / I'm a guy, and every girl I know who says this stuff to girls who are having sex later admits she's just jealous if the chick she was being an unprovoked bully to. so please, stop cyber bullying girls you don't know, and Jesus, get laid, it'll let you in on a little secret: it feels good, and if your mature enough to deal with the consequences, then go ahead, get as many guys as you want! especially in highschool! p.s. again, please stop cyber-bullying.

bubblybrooke 12

uh, the iPhone does not have a reply button. and that's your opinion, but seriously, ***** is just another word.

Oh, to point something out "myfriend_youfail." There isnt an age restriction on condoms.. I've never heard of having to show a form of ID to buy condoms.

Everywhere I've lived, you need an ID for "adult or restricted products" including condoms, the Plan B pill, cough medicine, superglue, and pregnancy tests. The CVS and Rite Aid stores are getting especially strict, since people have (apparently) been breaking in, tearing open boxes of condoms, stealing one single rubber, and then running. Maybe it's different where you live or something, but everywhere I've been, you need ID if you look under 18.

Why dont you stop making clever comments and go to bed. If a girl wants sex at that age let her, besides there better then. Thankyou

Okai. I go beds nao cuz you sez so. I go beds at 4 PM cuz Interwebs Troll sez so. -_____-

you can buy condoms anywhere or go to a specific centre and get them for free.

bexox 0

Why are some people so afraid of sex? If a 14 or 15-year old has sex, it's probably not the ideal age, but it's really not that big of a deal. Honestly, if you freak out that much about it, it just makes you sound like a bitter virgin.

Kids don't have to buy or steal condoms. They get them for free at school.

expen_dable 0

LMAO! Not wanting 14 year olds to have sex makes one a "bitter virgin?" So all those parents who don't want their 14 year olds to have sex are secretly virgins? Crazy! I guess I shouldn't expect great comebacks from young skanks though.

bexox 0

No, genius, there's a difference between parents looking after their own children and people on here that are getting angry about some teenager having sex. I don't understand why it would offend anyone so much if they had a healthy outlook on sex. Also, I'm not a young *****. ;)

boatkicker 4

Most parents, especially ones with kids in this age frame, are going to be 'offended'. It's not that they have an unhealthy view of sex, its that they can't help being parental. Even I do it, and my kids aren't even mine. I see a kid making a mistake and I say "Hye, watch yourself sweetie." I don't want to see you get hurt." Once you're a parent, it's really hard to turn off that maternal/paternal side of yourself.

bexox 0

I just said I'm not talking about parents. I'm talking about random people on here getting outraged about some teenager they don't know having sex. Like she's the first one to ever have sex at 14. God.

boatkicker 4

Many people on FML are parents, they just don't feel the need to compare this girl to their child at the moment.

bexox 0

I'm not the one that brought up parenting. I think you misunderstood me, boatkicker. I was responding to #238, expend_able

You Madame are and idiot! xD Don't call me up on the spelling mistake please, if there is a god he surely would have made it fair and given you a brain to see this is deliberate.

OP, I do think you found your match ( the op's name is moon_paw )...

sayheyyybabe 0

Bubblybrooke, do whatever you want, but don't come crying to us if something goes wrong. I waited until senior prom (I was 17) to lose my virginity, and I am so happy that I waited. If I had gotten pregnant that night, I would have been able to provide for it more than I would have been able to if I had gotten pregnant at 14 or 15. I'm not saying you don't know what you're doing, but in my opinion, it's not a good idea. Oh, and #36, what's wrong with having sex after dating a few months? Fourteen might be young, but I think it's fine to do it after a few months. It's not as if she's giving it up on the first date.

sayheyyybabe 0

44 - I'm going to assume you're around 29, considering the fact you are dating a 29-year-old. Well, what kind of 29-year-old would, OVER THE INTERNET, insult a girl half their age? A very immature one. I really hope you get an STD, because you're just plain retarded.

So insulting an idiot for being an idiot means a person deserves to become ill (potentially fatally so)? HAH, and you speak of maturity??????? Riiiiiiight. I'm 21. I know better than to have sex as a child, and then brag about it and expect nice replies on a website known for asinine replies. Boo hoo.

Preaching about maturity then wishing someone gets an STD?.. The word of the day is,. Contradicting.

mr_creosote 0

Or you could've had an abortion. Women still kind of sort of have that right in this country (for now).

Almost 20. Still have virginity by choice. Currently engaged and been with the same woman, who also has her virginity, for over 3 years. I'm not looking down on bubbly or telling her what to do, but that doesn't mean that having sex that early in life is a good idea. Even with protection of any kind there is still that small chance, and if a person can show some willpower they can make it 100% effective.