Miscellaneous: Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond...

By sillyfox4lyfe - 07/05/2011 07:08 - United States

Today, I realized that I frequently argue with myself and respond back. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/04/2017 16:00

Today, I got in an argument with my wife. I told her that I feel like she immediately disagrees with anything I say. She immediately disagreed and said she never does that. FML

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You deserved it 716

By Cygnus - 03/08/2015 14:14 - United States - Ruthven

Today, I responded to an argument with my girlfriend by only using comebacks she'd used in previous arguments. I'm single now. FML

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By fucking_worthless_loser - 08/02/2017 13:00 - United States - Concord

Today, I got into an emotional argument with Cleverbot. I ended up apologizing. FML

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By sninapeters - 22/12/2011 05:31 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been intentionally causing arguments with my husband because the spare bed is more comfortable. FML

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You deserved it 37 046

By mindlost - 07/01/2010 02:58 - United States

Today, I had an argument over whether or not I should buy some flowers. With myself. Out loud. FML

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You deserved it 29 464

What did you say?

By Anonymous - 25/07/2024 12:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, whenever I get into arguments, I end up mixing up words. I was trying to prove a point by saying a type of chips, and was debating between Dorito chips or BBQ chips. I ended up saying "burrito chips." I said my friend would "sell me out for a bag of burrito chips." FML

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You deserved it 316

By PanFace - 13/10/2009 06:54 - Australia

Today, I had an argument with my wife. I told her to get back in the kitchen. How does she respond? By doing what I told her to do, and returning to hit me with a frying pan. FML

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You deserved it 121 377

So annoying

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 11:01

Today, my girlfriend and I were arguing. I told her that "same" and "similar" were two different words that meant two different things. She said, "I don't know about that, let me research it." This is the level of, "I always need to be right" that I deal with every day. I need to end things, for both of our sakes. FML

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You deserved it 309

By itsawonderfulife - 23/02/2010 06:25 - United States

Today, I was walking around my new school trying to figure out where to go. Then I realized I was talking to myself. Out loud. FML

I agree, your life sucks 22 555

You deserved it 10 753

By xoccerplaya - 06/10/2011 10:46 - United States

Today, I forgot what I was doing while listening to a voicemail and started talking back to it. FML

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You deserved it 11 326

jbird1193 3

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:51

no I don't. yes I do

LolliDolly 19

Saturday 7 May 2011 15:52

Wait...this isn't normal?

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kaykay17 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 2:52

hahahahahaha I just started crying hahaha that's a situation, you might want to go get the checked out

potatohead314 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 3:07

don't worry your not alone

fadingfaith 4

Sunday 8 May 2011 3:58

Don't worry op I do this too, but only when I'm alone.

YeloHaus 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 4:39

one time I argued with myself to the point that I had somehow decided that I was no longer on speaking terms with myself. My friend had to come in and intervene.

mbrooks5110 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 4:48

why wouldn't you answer yourself back? it's crazy to ignore yourself!

pepgirl10 3

Sunday 8 May 2011 5:49

wow fail...

lizzie96 2

Sunday 8 May 2011 5:51

#146 thats soo true youre awesome

sugarycupcake 0

Sunday 8 May 2011 6:16

lonely much?

chengy4191 7

Sunday 8 May 2011 6:23

yay I'm not the only one! :D

xXDubbleChic 11

Sunday 8 May 2011 6:24

you and me both

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Today, I had the displeasure of watching my boyfriend’s Facebook go from “In a relationship” with me to “Single”, then switched to a big “In a relationship with” the girl he told me was “just a friend” post, after ending our 5-year relationship over text message. FML

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Today, I was quietly having a bath when I felt something fall onto my shoulder blade. I glanced over my shoulder and saw what I thought were huge black spider legs. I screamed, completely hysterical, and I threw myself violently against a wall. It was my hair. FML

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Today, I was driving along, and went to spit out my window. My window was up. This happened in heavy traffic. People saw. FML

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Today, I sent a great-quality booty pic to two of my love interests. Instead of sending it individually, I accidentally made a group chat. FML

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Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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Today, my 17 year-old daughter told me she was going to bake a cake. When she finished, she offered me some, but it was crunchy. I asked her why and she said the recipe said to put eggs in. She put them in whole. FML

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Today, I’m so tired of being there for those who are not there for me. I have one car, you couldn’t pick me up from the mechanics so I wouldn’t need to sit there 6 hours? Yeah roomie, I’ll stop on way home to get your dog some chicken… FML

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Today, my mom yelled at me for still having a disability at the age of 30, because I should have "grown out of it by now." Then she blamed it on the fact that I got my COVID-19 vaccine. Autism isn't caused by vaccines and it's never going to go away, no matter how old I get. FML

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Same thing different taste

What did you say?

So annoying

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