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By indian:( - 18/01/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

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By cloudberry - 27/05/2012 08:00 - United States - Astoria

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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You deserved it 518

By idefka - 08/04/2017 02:00

Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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You deserved it 18 550

Pile on

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 06:00

Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML

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You deserved it 213

By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 3 038

By ??? - 26/01/2017 04:00

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML

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You deserved it 488

Busted

By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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You deserved it 28 883

By Idk anymore - 23/07/2019 17:00 - United States - Modesto

Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML

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You deserved it 352

Liar!

By busted - 22/09/2012 21:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML

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enfpftw 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:02

uhm, this isn't funny. definately not an fml.

omgitzjose 0

Monday 9 February 2009 2:59

hey i know how u feel

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marycharles 0

Wednesday 24 February 2010 3:09

then tell her... it's not a big deal. geez people are stupid

ryguy997 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 17:27

I think she meant that she doesn't have one but she says she does.

Kureeziineko 3

Tuesday 9 March 2010 6:20

I think the real FML here is that the OP doesn't have a bf and has to lie to his/her mom about it. Being single does suck.

UWBeautyQueen12 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 17:35

How do you 'just realize' that?

UWBeautyQueen12 0

Sunday 21 March 2010 17:37

How do you 'just realize' that?

izaknvire11_fml 0

Sunday 4 April 2010 12:19

lol, dumbass!

waywick 0

Saturday 10 April 2010 16:05

biggest. yawn. ever.

eatpie 0

Sunday 25 April 2010 23:26

dude. this isnt even an fml. this is a moderation fail T.T people lie all the time... its not that big a deal. and why lie, she'll find out eventually

wintamint101 7

Wednesday 26 May 2010 0:53

why dont u tell her?

ryanliechty 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 14:50

maybe her mom stole her bf

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Today, I walked in on my mother-in-law teaching my 11 year-old daughter how to purge herself using a toothbrush. Her logic is that, “If she gets fat, she’ll never get a boyfriend.” She sees nothing wrong, and bitched at me for messing with her future. FML

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Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML

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Today, I was teaching a class, but the kids were all talking and chattering. After three soapbox-style speeches about how, "The next person who talks gets a note to take home," one kid looked right at me and went, "Meow." FML

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Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML

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Today, while helping at my grandma's church, the new Orthodox Priest encouraged me to come to confession because he was sure I would have "a lot of stories to tell" and finished by seductively winking at me. FML

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Today, my dad was supposed to come see me for our twice-a-year visit. He was 3 hours late. So I called, and asked him why he was late. He said, "Oh, something came up." I asked him what was so important. Apparently, the garage needed cleaning. FML

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