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By indian:( - 18/01/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

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By cloudberry - 27/05/2012 08:00 - United States - Astoria

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 770

You deserved it 2 730

Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

I agree, your life sucks 6 219

You deserved it 518

By idefka - 08/04/2017 02:00

Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 515

You deserved it 1 861

By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 84 634

You deserved it 18 550

Pile on

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 06:00

Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML

I agree, your life sucks 847

You deserved it 213

By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 36 996

You deserved it 3 038

By ??? - 26/01/2017 04:00

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 786

You deserved it 488

Busted

By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 703

You deserved it 28 883

By Idk anymore - 23/07/2019 17:00 - United States - Modesto

Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 951

You deserved it 352

Liar!

By busted - 22/09/2012 21:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 521

You deserved it 3 281

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enfpftw 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:02

uhm, this isn't funny. definately not an fml.

omgitzjose 0

Monday 9 February 2009 2:59

hey i know how u feel

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mynameizanthony 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 0:17

#5 talks to much

dani_fizzle 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 5:24

ahahhaa #14 I was just thinking that.... :)

MukyDaCookie 0

Tuesday 7 April 2009 22:57

I feel you im paki and i cant tell my mom/parents about my girlfriends its a bummer, especially when I go to friends houses and they make out with thier girlfriends in front of thier parents

Seni_Seviyorum_fml 0

Wednesday 8 April 2009 20:13

Yeah, I don't know what it's like, but I did once have the biggest crush on a guy who couldn't have girlfriends. Turned out later he went against it and went out with my friend, who he's been in love with for years. ¬¬ Hahah :P

strawberry09 0

Friday 10 April 2009 18:42

i have a friend in this situation she has a wonderful boyfriend that shes been with for a little over 2 years i think she also has an arranged marriage we joke and say im going to kidnap her and we're going to run away and get married when she turns 18 lol

24788 6

Friday 1 May 2009 7:08

Many people do that when they're young.

containsnosoy 0

Wednesday 6 May 2009 3:30

Yeah, one day she'll stop pretending to not know.

xkarina71692x 0

Tuesday 12 May 2009 3:55

then dont?

Dooms_day 5

Wednesday 27 May 2009 2:23

when it says theres one comment, and theyres really 20, its anoying

LinneaHall 0

Tuesday 2 June 2009 5:45

Uh, so tell her.

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Today, I had to pick up my brother and his girlfriend from the bar at 2:00am because they were too drunk to drive themselves and had no money for an Uber. Five minutes into the ride, they started going at it in the back of my car. I don't think I'll be doing favors again. FML

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Today, my girlfriend reached into my pocket to get my keys so she could get something out of my car. When she yanked them out, the condom that we'd just used flew up into the air and landed on the floor in front of her entire family. FML

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Today, I broke my toe. After telling my friend about it, he promptly stomped on it to "see what my reaction would be." FML

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Today, I met my girlfriend's parents for the first time. We got on the discussion of animals, and I showed them a picture of my cat on my phone. Being a touchscreen, when her father grabbed it, it changed picture. To a picture of my girlfriend, fully nude. FML

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Today, after doing inventory at my job, I was approached by a co-worker who I had always thought was cute. I tried talking to her, but it was hard as I kept trembling and stuttering from spending two hours in a meat locker. Now she assumes that I'm "special". FML

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Today, I woke up realizing my 40th birthday is on Sunday and I’ll only have about 40 more years to live after that. FML

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Today, a guy came into the small coffee shop I work at, and got angry because I wouldn't accept his Starbucks gift card as valid payment. When I told him we clearly aren't a Starbucks, he said "It's all the same shit" and ended up throwing a punch at me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 47 231

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Today, I got a sweet promotion at my job. Instead of being happy and celebrating with me, my boyfriend broke up with me because he is jealous that I'm more successful than he is. FML

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