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By indian:( - 18/01/2009 21:57 - United States

Today, I realized that I hate lying to my mom about having a boyfriend. FML

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By cloudberry - 27/05/2012 08:00 - United States - Astoria

Today, I told my mom I was going out to hang out with some friends. She looked me dead in the eye and said, "Don't lie to me." FML

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Holy stereotypes, mom!

By BtoTheRtoTheTTK - 19/02/2017 14:00 - United States - Winter Haven

Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML

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By idefka - 08/04/2017 02:00

Today, I found myself lying to my diary. FML

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By Noname - 06/02/2009 19:23 - United States

Today, my mom decided to tell me about her new boyfriend. I know him. I've slept with him. FML

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Pile on

By Anonymous - 20/07/2023 06:00

Today, I told my mother I was doing fine with my classes when I actually wasn't because her mother is dying, and I didn't want her to have more things to stress about. She found out and she's very hurt. I feel awful about it and I know lying wasn't the right thing to do, but in the moment I didn't want to cause her any more pain. FML

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By nekoneko - 07/02/2010 05:15 - United States

Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML

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By ??? - 26/01/2017 04:00

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my mom about her boyfriend hitting on me. Not only did she not care, but she got mad at me. I'm 15. FML

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Busted

By Anonymous - 25/03/2009 20:40 - United States

Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML

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By Idk anymore - 23/07/2019 17:00 - United States - Modesto

Today, I came out to my parents. My mom and dad think that I'm lying, just so I could "fit in" with everyone else. FML

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You deserved it 352

Liar!

By busted - 22/09/2012 21:45 - United Kingdom

Today, I told my parents that I have a boyfriend. I was answering their questions about him, when my dad cut me off mid-sentence. He accused me of lying through my teeth, and said I'd based him off a character from a Harrison Ford movie. FML

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enfpftw 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 23:02

uhm, this isn't funny. definately not an fml.

omgitzjose 0

Monday 9 February 2009 2:59

hey i know how u feel

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DixieBear 0

Monday 2 May 2011 16:23

Are you sure they're from India? Indian also means Native American.

flighted 1

Saturday 14 May 2011 2:55

why is this an FML? are you saying you should feel AWESOME about lying to your mother?....

rozieslothinator 0

Monday 20 June 2011 23:57

here's an idea: stop lying!

xlifeissweetx118 0

Wednesday 29 June 2011 7:18

To all the people saying ""just tell her," you don't know what it's like to have Indian parents! It's definitely not as easy to come clean about something like that as it sounds.

rocketgirl999 2

Wednesday 28 September 2011 15:10

yawn

nattypooOIE 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 21:29

Hey! I hate lying to my mom that I don't have a bf. we all go through something:/

andrewsgirl2010 7

Wednesday 14 December 2011 20:33

So dont lie to your mom. Just tell her you have a boyfriend unless your gay then tell her your gay.

tdotk1d 6

Thursday 22 December 2011 8:46

so you dont have one? :s

sammiskorpio 8

Friday 23 December 2011 19:41

Maybe OP is gay and his mom is homophbic?

accidentprone3 4

Monday 16 April 2012 1:03

I can't even get a guy!

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Today, I went to my new gynecologist. He has an eye twitch, and every time he asks about my genitals, he winks at me. FML

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