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By brokenrelicslost - 08/01/2010 20:06 - United States

Today, I realized that I have completely fallen for this incredible guy, and that I'm really looking forward to where our relationship will take us. He just informed me that he will be doing jail time following his court date on Tuesday. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/07/2019 02:00

Today, I figured out my boyfriend gets out of jail in less than six months. First off, I have a boyfriend in jail. Second, I also realized I'd much prefer he stay in than get out. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/01/2011 17:38 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, my boyfriend of one year told me he loved me. He was calling me by collect call from the county jail. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/10/2012 03:19 - United States

Today, I got to drop off my boyfriend at his newest place of residence: jail. FML

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By fouryearswasted - 19/12/2010 05:14 - United States

Today, I found out my girlfriend of four years is legally married to a man in prison. He gets out next week. FML

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By young and dumb - 27/08/2016 06:27 - United States - Trenton

Today, I got married to the man I love even though my whole family told me not to marry him. He got into a drunken fight at our wedding and is now in jail. He apparently won't be getting out any time soon due to charges I didn't know about. FML

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By addie - 03/03/2013 08:27 - United States

Today, my fiancé called me as I was clocking out. I thought he was going to tell me that he was waiting outside. Instead, he told me that he's getting arrested and needs me to call his mom for him. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/01/2012 11:57 - United States

Today, I found out the girl I've been fooling around with for two weeks has a boyfriend, who is in jail, and is a member of the Aryan Brotherhood. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2022 04:00

Today, I accepted that I've fallen in love with someone completely amazing… but they live over 3000 miles away. FML

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By Anonymous - 05/01/2024 16:00 - United States - Buffalo

Today, I realized I'm trapped. I might be heading into an abusive relationship that I won't be able to escape, but I can't leave because then I'd break his heart and I love him too much for that. FML

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Walk on the wild side

By Anonymous - 11/11/2020 07:01 - United States - Tyler

Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML

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FD929 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 1:01

Might wanna think about raising the bar just a little. Your definition of incredible seems to need some adjusting.

DaleksAreEpic 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 1:26

Ha. He must be going to prison for theft, because he just STOLE your heart.

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AntiChrist7 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 11:14

"Girls only love assholes" proves itself once more.

chairmanmeow 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 13:59

what's he going to jail for and how long?

Anteezy 7

Saturday 9 January 2010 14:52

He killed 23 babies, but it was self defense. Three eye-witnesses claim that if he didn't kill those babies they would've killed him. FREE HAT!

Starfire22 5

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:00

Well at least you know he won't be cheating on you with any girls! keyword is "girls" ;)

thighsofglory 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 23:23

That's true. You know where he's going to be nights, and he won't be bugging you to move in with him. Maybe he'll threaten to have your ass beat if you don't keep money in his commissary account. That always gets a laugh.

xxreikoxx 31

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:21

This is why I broke up with my ex (who lives in Michigan, by the way). I've learned that he and about half of the guys in Wyoming/Grand Rapids area are complete d-bags who deserve to have their goods cut off so they can't procreate. YDI for dating a complete d-bag.

queenofdeath 0

Saturday 9 January 2010 15:39

so you liked him just because he looked good, didn't you? if you had a conversation with him first, not just liked him for the way he looked, your relation wouldn't have ended up this way, PLASTIC!