By Kimberly - 22/10/2009 12:26 - France

Today, I realized that I lie to my friends online and go "offline" for hours at a time so it appears that I have a life outside of the internet. FML
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Herushingu 0

Sigh...i realized i do the same thing >_>

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1goodthing 0

You're sad... which means you're AWESOME in FML land

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aziaaa 0

i don't even try to convince anyone i have a life :( i think i may actually start doing this.

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thesicmrcastle 0

You dont have to lie to make friends I'm sure theres another loser just like you somewhere

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wokietokie 0

was that supposed to make him feel better? haha

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littlegolferboy 4

The FPS and in real life is too low, and the HDR lighting isn't all that great either.

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Waspinator1998 21

Agreed, I think signing up for this in alpha was a bad idea.

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perdix 29

Real life sucks! When was the last time my boss gave me an "FTW?" Or my wife gave me a "WIN +1?" I do get an LOL from my kid sometimes.

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perdix 29

Oh, thank you! This is why ML is FML. Who would have thought a place where people contribute their stories of humiliation only to get ridiculed and further humiliated could also be such a warm, nurturing place?

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brkn_hearted 0

at least you have a wife man... and a boss who could POSSIBLY give you a ftw! but i feel your pain :( i HAVE moved on though from just the internet to talking to people from the internet on the phone whilst being on the internet... not much progress, but working on it :P

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redbluegreen 40

And who might be this person that you are talking to?

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TAST3MYRAINB00Wx 0

loser. get a life before its too late. your missing alot. when i read this fml, i cracked up... sorry OP

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NILTIAKNITRAM 0

WOW. REALLY? WOW. How could you say such a thing? Have you not heard of online bullying? Or the Columbine shooting? People like you who are bitches and insensitive cause such hurtful events. You should learn to be nicer to people. And look at you... replying to FML's... are you really that cool yourself? I THINK NOT! Hoe.

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Byrnevictim 0

How do you just realize that?

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NumberZine 0

They would only know if they were on as much as you were. Meaning they're not going to call you on it. So big ******* deal. Shitty FML.

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Ellowise_fml 0

dw, I do this too ;) I think it's actually very normal behavior... i hope ? :D

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