By Anon - 13/06/2009 05:17 - United States

Today, I realized that I've been a member of eHarmony for almost a year. No one has ever contacted me out of the 134 people I've been "scientifically" matched with. FML
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Same thing different taste

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eHarmony is full of bigots, anyhow. Go out more, you're wasting your money. They don't even accept gays, the bastards.

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cjlacz 0

Have you tried contacting them? Maybe you should stop waiting and do something.

The only way you dont get your moneys worth out of EH is if you dont put the effort in... they have help guides to explain how to fix whatever the problem might be for you... but a hint, if they had to tie a steak to your neck when you were a kid and have 3 kids then dont ask for Brad Pitt. Whatever the case is, sorry all you to own

WTFIWWP 0

yes, but have you tried to contact anyone yourself? It seems to be a big flaw on the site, if you don't contact anyone how can you expect others to do the same. Try contacting people, then if no one responds you can complain, well unless they can't respond because they are not paying members; you can always wait until a free weekend.

awh well i think internet dating isn't always the solution to getting into a relationship. in general, the internet isn't the whole world compact into google, etc. the real world is still out there, but its up to you to participate and be a part of it instead of relying on a website. PS: im not trying to be mean or anything -.-

Tim_Stanley 0

6 months and they still can't match me XD.

I hear ya. It's because your matches are too cheap to pay for a subscription. I have the exact same problem. Actually I've been contacted. Once. It was during a free communication weekend. FML.

the eHarmony guy's my great uncle. i call him uncle neil. i'll be seeing him soon, and i WILL get a picture this time!

ashy_rawr 0

well if u contact them couldnt u get ur money back?

resolami 0

don't worry I feel you. women are shallow; I'm only 20 and have pretty much learned this as early as 5th grade.